Kim: Noisy for a ninja, aren't ya? Ron: Got it, KP! Right behind you Kim! Whoa! Nah! Whoa! Kim: Hi, I'm Kim, and you are? A ninja-bot? Dr Director? Dr Director: Kimberly, welcome back to Global Justice. Kim: Oh, man, this was all a test? Dr Director: In a sense. Ron: I got you! G.J. needs Kim for some top-secret, save-the-world action. Dr Director: Actually, G.J. needs you, Ron Stoppable. Kim: For what?
*in the middle of opening sequence* Kim: No, no, seriously, you need Ron?
* In the middle of opening sequence* Kim: You need Ron, why? Dr Director: Global Justice scientists have been conducting an exhaustive analysis of you’re, shall we say, adventures. Ron: Oooh, shiny. Dr Director: An exciting theory has emerged to explain your fantastic success right. Kim: My mom's a brain surgeon and my dad's a rocket scientist. I guess my genetics rock. Dr Director: That was what I said, but no. Our scientists believe something else is at work here... something less logic-based. Ron: Ah ha! Oh! Dr Director: Him. Kim: G.J. thinks Ron is the key to my success? Dr Director: Quite. We call the intangibles you bring to Kim's endeavors, the Ron Factor. Ron: Right on! Kim: I'm sorry. Did you say Ron Factor? Dr Director: Precisely. Kim: As in… Ron? Ron: A-booya! Dr Director: This vecto-graphic image breaks down the walk, the talk, the Ronatude. Kim: How many scientists did you say working on this? Dr Director: Our entire staff. Kim: Really? Hmm… and they double-checked their finding? Ron: KP, science don't lie. Dr Director: We want to harness the Ron Factor for our agents. In fact, we're making it our top priority. Gemini: Report, Agent Beta. Beta: It's Global Justice, sir. Gemini: Hush, puppy. Agent Beta said those most hated words. Beta: Global Justice? Gemini: Agent Beta, show some judgment around the dog! Oh, pretty little Pepe. Agent Beta doesn't know what upsets you... or me. Well, go on, man! Beta: Well, sir, Glo... the enemy has a new secret project, code name "Ron Factor". Gemini: Explain this Ron Factor. Beta: Unfortunately our fly-on-the-wall cam was destroyed before I could find out more. Gemini: Destroyed? Beta: Swatted. People see a fly, they swat. Fly-on-the-wall cam is a kind of dumb idea when you think about it? Gemini: My dumb idea. Beta: Oh. Gemini: Agent Beta, have a seat. Gemini: You've failed me for the last time. Beta: But I just started on Tuesday! Gemini: Silence! Agent Gamma, a word, please. Scientist: Raise arms and lower arms. Good. Now, reflexes. Ron: Oww! Dr Director: Micro monitoring instruments wired into your clothing will help us for the analyze the Ron Factor. This could be a historic turning point in the cause for Global
Justice. Kim: They could study me, too. Might help. Dr Director: No thanks. Kim: Ron, what are you doing? Ron: Giving G.J. the essence of Ron. Kim: Ugh! I'm having a naco-flashback. Ron: KP, my naco idea was grand-slam. Kim: And your head got so big you could have worn that! Ron: Kimala, face it. Without the Ron Factor, you're just another freak-fighting cheerleader with a web site… no offence. Kim: See?! That's what I mean. You are so prone to big-headiness. Ron: Eh, Ron Factor. Gamma: Subject, Ron Stoppable. This so-called high school student is, in fact, the source of the Ron Factor. Gemini: Well done, Agent Gamma. Gamma: Thank you, sir. Gemini: So, where is he? Gamma: He who? Gemini: Ron Stoppable. You did capture him, didn't you? Gamma: Um, my assignment was intelligence gathering, sir. Gemini: Agent Gamma, have a seat. Gamma: That's OK. Gemini: Come on, come on. Take a load off. Gamma: No, really, I've been sitting all day. Gemini: Do you think they're sitting at Global Justice? Sorry, Pepe. Daddy will put a quarter in the G.J. jar. Agent Gamma! If we are to beat them at their own game, it will take some get-up-and-go. Gamma: I'll go, sir! Gemini: Well put. Agent Delta, bring me Ron Stoppable. Hoochie-coochie, Pepe, Pepe. Scientist: Ron Factor surveillance project, day four. Aural. Ron: No monkey touch, no. Scientist: Thermal. Note naked mole rat. Dr Director: We are on the naked mole rat acquisition? Scientist: Our team in Africa is on it. Snooze button, repeated use. Two-way mirror cam. Dr Director: What's that? Scientist: Possibly whisker possibly blackhead. Dr Director: Magnify. Scientist: Inconclusive. Ron: Goatee! Kim: Hey, Wade! What's the sitch? Wade: Kim, it's about the Ron Factor. Kim: I know. Is it the most ridiculous thing in history ever or what? Wade: Actually, I think the Global Justice might be onto something. Kim: Wade, you're supposed to be a super-genius. Wade: No, no, no. It all hooks into chaos theory. This is next-level stuff. Kim: Swell, keep me posted. Ron: Rufus, everything I do is part of the Ron Factor. Isn't that cool or what? Rufus: That's cool! Dr Director: Where are we? Scientist: Middleton Mall. We've tapped into security cameras. Ron: This is the Ron Factor. Ron Factor. Ron Factor. Ron Factor. Put that right there. Ron Factor. Dr Director: Hold it! What's in that plant? Is he one of ours? Scientist: Negative. Ron: X-ray glasses! Me like! Rufus, you look naked. Ron: Uh-huh! Finger cuff, eh? Not a problem. Oh! No, no, no! Help! The snakes are jumping! Girl: Hey! Ron: I'm on it! It's alright! Sorry! Ron Factor! Ron: Dude, any damage? Delta: No, fine. Ron: Is that a Greek letter? Delta: You know of... Ron: Fraternity, boy, huh? Toga! Toga! Toga! Scientist: Classic Ron Factor scenario. It's almost is it the whole things was an accident. Dr Director: There are no accidents in our business. Gemini: Major Delta! Which aspect of stealth eludes you? Delta: Sorry, sir. I'll switch to brute-force approach. Gemini: Why don't you have a seat instead? Delta: Yea I will sit down on that bench over there. Scientist: Holy... Did you see that? Dr Director: Gemini! Time to take over this operation personally. Gemini: Oh, yes, Pepe... time to take over this operation personally. Kim: I don't know, Monique, Ron's my best, best friend. I wouldn't freak fight without him. But is that make him the secret to my success? Monique: What do you think? Kim: I don't know what to think anymore. Monique: The top! Kim: Oh, it's really cute on you. Monique: Kim, you got it all going on. OK, if Factor Boy gets little confidence from this, no foul, right? Ron: Kimbo! The Ron Factor's moving on to Bueno Nacho. Girlfriend! Nice top! For my grandma! Rufus: Ba-dum, bum! Monique: Kim, do what you gotta do, girl. Ron: Chim-a-rito combo, Ned. Grande size. Dr Director: Seventeen chim-a-rito combos, please. Grande size. What Ron eats, G.J. eats. Ron: Dig it! Gemini: I'll take him, to go! Ron: Hey! Hands off the merchandise. Dr Director: Gemini, hah, it's been so long. Gemini: Not long enough. Ron: You two know each other? Gemini: Oh... we go way back. Rufus: Hmm? Ron: Nice try, buddy. Dr Director: You're surrounded, Gemini! Gemini: Talk to the hand. Ron: Let me go! Kim: Ron? Borrowing! This, too, sorry! Gemini: That will deactivate the tracking sensors. Ron: You obviously don't know who you dealing with, pal! Rufus: Yeah. Gemini: Ron Stoppable... Ron: OK, one for you. Gemini: ...aka, the Ron Factor, the latest top-secret project of Global Justice. Sorry, Pepe. Who is that?! Ron: Kim Possible. This is where she saves me, and we beat you bad. It's a Ron-Factor thing. Kim! Gemini: That's a bad-guy thing. Kim: Ahhhhh! Ewww! Dr Director: Grande sized hmmm. Kim: You grande sized? Dr Director: Well, I didn't foresee this, obviously. Kim: Right. Sorry. Kim: They're gone. Dr Director: On their way to WEE Headquarters no doubt. Kim: WEE? Gemini: The Worldwide Evil Empire. Also known as WEE. It's an acronym. Ron: Acronym... Yeah, that's a school word. I should know this. Gemini: I am Gemini! Ron: Dude, I am Virgo, but what's your name? Gemini: Gemini. Ron: Oh, it's an acronym. OK. Gemini: You are fascinating. Ron: Guilty as charged, G. so, um, what's the deal with you and Dr Director? Gemini: I am her evil twin. Ron: But-But... But she's a she. Gemini: Fraternal twins. Ron: School word. Gemini: I am her dark reflection, her evil opposite in every way. Ron: So, if she wants the Ron Factor, you must be totally not into it. Gemini: Oh, you're good. Ron: That's why G.J.'s in the Ron business. Gemini: Ah, but it is I who have you. Ron: Maybe that's part of my plan. Gemini: Really? Is this also part of your plan? Ron: Um... yes. Gemini: Know this. I will stop at nothing to possess the Ron Factor. Ron: Nothing? Gemini: Nothing. Dr Director: Status report?! Scientist: No sign. Our satellite network is searching the entire planet. Kim: Who are these people? Dr Director: The Worldwide Evil Empire is a shadow organization working to foment chaos and lawlessness around the globe. This is their leader, Gemini, my evil twin. Kim: Get out! Fraternal? Dr Director: Exactly. Gemini's always resented the fact that I didn't treat him like an older brother. Kim: But you're twins. Dr Director: He's older, by four minutes. Gemini: Four minutes, four years, the point is, I am the older brother and she never respected that. Ron: Don't know that I agree, but I admire your passion. Scientist: Dr. Director, we found this on the floor. Dr Director: A fly-on-the-wall cam. That is so Gemini. Kim: Wade, is it still sending any kind of signal? Wade: Let me see it. Kim: Anything? Wade: I'm getting something. It's faint. Got it! The North Atlantic. Gemini: I want to know exactly what the Factor is, and I want to know now! Ron: Amp down! It ain't no secret. The Ron Factor is me. It's all about the intangibles. Gemini: Hmm. Then you must join me. That will show my little sister. I've been saving Alpha for someone special. Ron: And I feel special right now, but I, I... Gemini: Join me, or be obliterated. That is your choice. Pepe! Watchdog! I will return with something that I think you will find quite persuasive. Kim: According to Wade's coordinates, WEE headquarters should be right here. Dr Director: Good co-ordinates! Tau: Chim-a-rito combo! Delta: Grande? Gemini: Choose evil, Ron Stoppable, and can have all the chim-a-ritos you like... grande sized. Ron: You'd put that in writing, of course? Gemini: Plus you won't be obliterated. Ron: It's Kim! Gemini: And my little sister. Let me give you a hand. Kim: How many times have you used that line? Gemini: And it's still fresh. Dr Director: You get Ron. I'll deal with him. You just can't let me be, can you, Sheldon? Ron: Sheldon?! Gemini: The name is Gemini, and this has nothing to do with you... Betty. Kim: Betty? Dr Director: Oh, yeah, right. Don't give me that. Why do you want the Ron Factor so badly? Gemini: Because... because It's none of your bee's wax. Dr Director: You want it because I have it. You always wanted my stuff! Gemini: Oh, right! You got better toys than I did. Dr Director: Oh! Liar, liar! What about baby curly-locks? Huh? What about that? You cut off all her hair! Remember that?! Gemini: Well, baby sister, let's see what Mom recalls. Dr Director: You're the baby dragging Mom into this. Gemini: Fine! Fine! We'll settle this like grown-ups. Kim: Oh, that's mature. Ron: KP! Delta: The place is gonna blow! Gemini: Pepe! Come with me, Ron Stoppable. You will be my Agent Alpha. Together we will crush Global Justice. Oops. Sorry, Pepe. Pepe? Where is my Pepe? Ron: Finger-cuff attack! Let's see you get out of that, big bra. Gemini: You think you can stop Gemini? Ron: Booya! Dr Director: The Ron Factor... amazing. Ron: Correction, Dr D, the Kim Factor with just a little splash of Ron Kim: Oh, Ron, that's so sweet. Dr Director: Let's move! Kim: Right, going. Dr Director: Status report? Scientist: Project analysis is complete. The Ron Factor is a non-factor. Dr Director: Well, there's a whole bunch of research doll down the drain. Scientist: Not exactly. The data revealed a powerful untapped force. We call it the Rufus Factor. Rufus: Haiya!
