By wallaceb Mr. Dr P: Who’s up for some Chow-Fun? Kim: Hey dad. Mom working late? Mr. Dr P: Yep, up to her ears in brains. Kim: How are things at your work? Mr. Dr P: Eh, the usual. Test fired an ectoblastic beam, launched a deep space probe. Oh, and a new colleague started over in robotics, she has a boy your age….Felix I think. Tweebs: Kim and Felix, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S…. gotta go! Mr. Dr P: Let’s see, we have garlic bamboo beef, sweet and spicy shrimp, and General Sue’s… naked mole rat? Rufus: Hmm. Ron: Hmm, he Mr. Dr P. Mr. Dr P: Ronald would you and Rufus like to stay for dinner again? Rufus: OK! Ron: Love to….Can’t. Kim: We’re doing the Middleton fair tonight. Ron: Soda water and soda crackers only. Kim: you see, Ron had a… problem last year. Ron: is this my 5th or 7th chilly cheese dog? Oh! Whoa! Tummy trouble! The clown sued. Kim: Ron had to swear he would never go the fair again on a full stomach again, and pay the dry cleaning. Ron: Baggy pants… double charge. Driver: Firing thrusters in three… two… wait… there’s something up ahead. Its, it’s a stop light? Come on, Come on. The X24 prototype gone! Kim: Anything? Ron: 100 percent hurl free KP. Kim: Then tell it to Mr. Baggy Pants. Go Wade! Wade: Are you in astronaught training? Kim: Na, spiny ride at the fair. Wade: Oh, it’s kinda making me dizzy. Ron: Not me, I am welly in the belly. Kim: What’s the sitch? Wade: Major Kim, we have a hijacked shipment of high output iridium spark plugs from Germany, a stolen coolant nitrox injector, lifted from a freighter in the Sea of Japan. Kim: A stolen nitro what’s it? Wade: Prototype automotive components. Kim: Er, car parts? Wade: and the Mona Lisa is a doodle. Kim: This is a guy thing, isn’t it? Wade: Ask the guy who just boosted the experimental 24 cylinder supercharges Oxycoder Racing engine. Kim: More car parts… Wade, why would anyone steal an oxy-cooler what’s-a-ma-call-it? Wade: Somebody’s up to something Kim. Kim: Well, that’s specific and helpful. Ron: Kim, I’m crummy in the tummy. Have you seen Rufus? Rufus: Ahh! Ron: Whoa! Not a good place to hang. Felix: Are you Kim Possible? Kim: I’m sorry, do I know you? Felix: My mom works for your dad. I’m Felix Renton. Kim: Oh, hi, my dad told me about you. This is Ron. Ron: Hold on, hold on, I’m this close to winning a giant inflatable base ball bat. Oh Yea! Huh? Felix: Sorry, I am a champ rat smasher. Ron: Hmm. Rufus: Aw. Kim: Hey, you wanna hit some rides with us Felix? Felix: Ready to roll. Kim: Oh…I, I didn’t notice you were in a… I mean, no body told me you were… Ron: Hey, who’s up for the disorienter? Felix: Whoa! I heard that is the bashinist ride ever. Kim: We should probably work our way up to that one. Ron, maybe this is the year you should follow that dream, and take on the pie eating contest? Ron: No way KP. No fair food! Whoaa! Kim: Maybe we should hold off on the really intense rides? Ron: Kim, I can handle it. Kim: I’m trying to be sensitive to Felix’s condition. Ron: why, does he have a weak stomach too? Kim: The chair. Ron: what of it? It probably gives him a motion sickness edge! Kim: So Felix, what do you like to do other than extreme rotating? Felix: Er, usual junk. Video games. Basket ball. Kim: Basket Ball? Felix: Sure, why not? Kim: Well, I…wasn’t sure if you… hey look monster trucks tomorrow night in the arena. Felix: you like monster trucks? Kim: Oh, yea, I’m all about the monster trucks. Ron: Kim, you never… ow! OK, as long as you can sit and not spin, I’m there. Felix: don’t worry; I’ve got the sitting thing down. I’ll meet you at the gate. Kim? Kim: Oh yea, I can’t wait. Rufus: Belch. Hi. Ed: Dude that shampoo smells like new wheels, seriously, I dig it. Ok, ok, dude, seriously, here’s the Motor Ed style. Business up front, party in the back, and the calm before the storm. Delilah: OK hun, I’ll just shape it up. Ed: Whoa! Delilah, foul! You don’t clip the lion’s mane while he roars, seriously. Exit my lair. Seriously! Delilah: no more junk yard calls! Ed: Doesn’t anyone on the state of New Jersey know how to style a mullet anymore? Guy: it’s a dying art boss. Ed: Whoa! Dude, is that the 24 banger? Woo-Hoo! Tops, bra, this rules so hard. Ah-Yea! Guy: Yea, check this out. The boys and me were thinking, we might take a few days off, go down to shore, you know eat a hoagie. Or not. Whichever. Ed: How’s my drivin’? Guy: say again boss? Ed: How is my drivin’?! Seriously! Guy: You’re the best that ever burned rubber dude, your Motor Ed! Ed: And yet, I’m not rippin’ down the turn pike right now. Am I? Guy: no, no your not. Ed: because? Guy: We’ve got some serious OT to work? Ed: we do if we are gunna build the world’s biggest basest of killer wheels. Guy: Oh, wait, check this out. What if we were to all go out and jack some humongous Una-weld truck frames, wouldn’t that be cool? Ed: Ah-come on! Woo, rock on! Lets do it to it! And I know just where to find them. Seriously I do.
Announcer: Hello mud lovers! Who’s ready to roll? Felix: Ok, favorite video game? Ron: No contest, Zombie Mayhem II. Felix: Um, pause, I hope you meant to say Zombie Mayhem III? Ron: Um, un-pause, I was actually referring to the superior 2nd installment of the series. Felix: For real? Mayhem II doesn’t even have flame throwers. Kim: Hey, check it out Felix; I downloaded this map of Middleton High, all the ramp accessible entries and elevators are marked in red. Felix: Oh, wow, thanks Kim. That’s really thoughtful of you. Ed: Ah-Yea! Kim: Is that Part of the show? Felix: Not likely. Ed: These trucks are property of Motor Ed now, seriously, they are. Guy: Check it out. Ed: Comin’ through dude! Seriously. Kim: Car part mystery solved. I need to barrow your tricycle thingy. Ron: All terrain vehicle. Kim: what ever. Ron: Up for a ride? Felix: Eh, it ain’t the dissorienter, but I’ll give it a shot. Kim: Wade, I’m kind of in pursuit here. Wade: I know. Grab your hair brush, and throw it in front of them. Kim: hu, OK, if you say so. Great for split ends too. Felix: Typical night for you guys? Ron: Actually, it is. Guy: Whoa! Ron: We got your back KP! Kim: Ron, what is Felix doing here? It’s too dangerous. Ed: Sorry Red, you snooze, you loose. Seriously. Kim: Ok, what was with that guy’s hair? [b]Felix’s Mom:[/b] I’m sure I don’t have to tell you that your dad’s a terrific guy. Kim: Yea, the family took a vote, we’re keeping him. So your thing is? Felix’s Mom: Advanced cyber robotics. Kim: I love it! Felix: Oh yea! You’re going down Stoppable! Ron: Not if I accidentally hit the reset button. Felix’s Mom: I’m so glad Felix found friends. Kim: Oh because he’s… Felix’s Mom: …new in town. And it’s hard to make friends for any kid. Kim: Oh, yea, right, of course. Felix’s Mom: you know it’s ok to feel a little uncomfortable about it. Kim: Oh, um, about what? Felix’s Mom: Felix being in a wheel chair. Kim: No, I think it’s great. I mean, it’s awful. But… I’m going to stop talking now before I say some other stupid thing. Excuse me, I better take this. Felix’s Mom: Kim, just relax. Kim: Right, I’m relaxed. Wade? Wade: I think I have an idea on our monster truck driver. Motor Ed, widely regarded as the most brilliant mechanical engineer in the country. Kim: Didn’t quite fit in though. Wade: Let’s just say the top secret government lab he worked at, had a dress code. Guy: Ed, I’m afraid the mullet has to go. Ed: No! Seriously bro! No, seriously yea! Kim: have you ever noticed how many of my foes have hair issues? Wade: Still not sure on how to find him? Kim: Oh, we’re not going to find him, he’s going to find us. Wade, how fast can you spread a rumor? Wade: As fast as I can type. 320 words a minute, last time I was clocked. Kim: so all you have to do is start a rumor that my dad’s lab is working on some ferocious new engine part and Motor Ed will totally be drooling for it. Ron: Boo-ya! Oh don’t bring that weak stuff into my neighborhood. Felix: Yea, there’s more where that came from. Ron: Well, keep it comin’ steal wheels. Felix: Oh, another brick from oh yes he is in fact “Stoppable.” Ron: woo, fast hands KP, wanna call winner? Kim: Ron, what do you think you are doing? Ron: Shooting hoops with Felix. Kim: No, it looks like you are really trying to… you know Ron: Win? Kim: Exactly. You can’t. Ron: Well, I know I’m down two buckets, but if I focus on rebounding and boxing out, I think that I can… Kim: you’re acting like… like. Ron: Like he’s just a normal person? Kim: I’ve gotta just stop talking. Felix: Hey Kim. Kim: Hey. Felix: You know, we better get over to the lab if we’re going to set that trap. Kim: right, we better… we? Ron: Yea, Felix wanted in on the action he even came up with a great for the fake part, “Turbonic Charger Valve.” Woo-Hoo! Felix: Sounds state-of-the-art eh? Kim: Yea, a guy thing. OK Felix, you go stand watch. Felix: You mean sit watch. Kim, I’m just playing you. Ron: Dude, good one. Hey, take Rufus with you; he’s a great look out. Felix: Thanks. Kim: Why does everything just come out wrong when I’m around Felix? Ron: I don’t know, but man, you’ve been getting amped up. Kim: Its, its, just that, I don’t know, I see him in that chair, and then I guess I feel like its not fair because I can walk, and he can’t, and so then… Ron: You end up saying the positively worst thing possible? Kim: I have so offended him, does he hate me? Ron: Na just thinks you’re funny. Kim: Swell. Ron: The mouse has entered the trap. Ed: The Turbonic Charger Valve, seriously, this is sweet. Guy: Oh man, we don’t even know what is does yet. Ed: Bro, why do you have to bring me down? Seriously. What ever it, with a name like that, it is sure to rock heavy! Oh-Yea! Kim: OK, the pretend guitar solo ends now. Ed: OK, bro, get her, get Red. Ron: Whoa! Hoo! Ha! Ed: My Valve! Seriously! Felix: Hold on. Kim grab something! Ron: Ahhhhh! Oof! Rufus! Kim: Ron! Felix: I’m on it. Ed: I win! Felix: You OK? Kim: Yea, but no body is going to be happy when that crate is opened. We’ll find him Rufus. Tim: Somebody called for you Kim. Jim: A boy! Both: ooo, Ooo-la-la! Kim: Not now tweebs Jim: Kim and Motor Ed sitting in a tree. Kim: What did you say? Jim: Motor Ed, that’s who called. Now put me down, or I’ll tell mom you blew off your biology test to save a village from a tilde wave last week. Tim: The message is, “Bring me the Turbonic Charge Valve or else.” Kim: Ron. Wade, got anything? Wade: No, I was hoping he called you back. Kim: I’m a cheerleader waiting by the phone for a guy with a mullet to call. Something is wrong with this picture. Hello? Ed: Yo, Red. Kim: Where is Ron? Ed: Yea, your skinny dude, he’s here, hanging with me and the boys, he’s doing good, but that could change in a hurry. Seriously. Ron: Kim! Get over here! And stop by the Beuno Nacho drive through on the way, I’m starvin’. Guy: Wow, wow, wow, man, me too, put me down for a hoagie 12 inch with hot peppers and mayo. Anybody else want nothing’? Wade: Keep talking, almost got a trace. Ed: Hey Red, tell your computer guy not to waist his time on a trace, I’m shooting you a map. Wade: He’s not as dumb as the hair style might lead you to think. Ed: just bring the Turbonic Charger Valve, Kim: Don’t have much choice do it? Ed: Seriously? No! See you soon Red, seriously. Felix: Did you find out where he’s holding Ron? Kim: Near as we can tell a secret lair under a land fill in New Jersey. Felix: I’m going with you. Kim: Felix, no. it’s too… Felix: too dangerous, I agree, way too dangerous for you to go alone. Kim: You’re right, let’s move. Felix: So you just call in a favor, and get a ride like any where in the world? Kim: I’m lucky that way. You ok back there Felix? Felix: Kim! Look out! To answer your question, I’m doing OK back here, and you? Kim: I can’t complain, I have great backup. So anything look like an entrance to secret lair to you? Guy: welcome to the garden state. Kim: Where did that come from? Felix: Eh, my mom tricked out the chair a little, advanced cyber robotics remember? Ed: Red? Rufus: Hello. Ed: A bald rat with buck teeth? Bro, seriously, your disgusting me. Wow little bald bro! Is that the Turbonic Charger Valve? Rufus: Hmm-hmm. Yea. Ron: Kim! Felix! So what did you bring me? A Chimereto? Naco? Kim: Come on. Felix: She’s not kidding Ron, these guys are dangerous. Ron: Ok, ok, I’ll try one of these so called “hoagies”. Felix: Does he always loose focus like this during a mission? Ron: What? Kim: More monsters. Great. Ed: Ahhh-Yea! Introducing Motor Ed and his indescribable of totally rockin’ bashin’ killer monster trucks. Oh, you can have your little rat back. Ron: Got you buddy. Ed: Don’t you even want to know my plan? I mean come on? Seriously. Kim: I thought this was just random destruction. Ed: I’m gunna crush stuff, and keep on crushin’ it until I turn whole world into one humongous rockin’ scrap yard Kim: Sounds a lot like random destruction. Ed: Ah that’s foul Red. I’m gunna start by crushing you. Kim: Felix, just stay behind me and… wow! Ron: Flying! Yea! I told you he was cool! Kim: K? Ed: Whoa, Ahhh! This is bogus Red. A man should not be booted off hi ride. Kim: Quit calling me Red, seriously. Ed: But Red? Ahhh! Oof! Kim: Oh, I warned him. Felix: Thanks for the back up Possible. Ed: This is so rank. Seriously. Ron: No fancy cyber chair stuff. Felix: Oh, like I need that to beat you? Got game Possible? Kim: Oh, I cam to play Felix. Felix: Bring it on Possible, bring it on.
