By wallaceb SSJ: Where is my Pa-Pa? I have for you a surprising surprise. SSS: I am in the living lair my son. The Hench Co catalog arrived today. Ooo! The new mini sub is nice. Note the DVD player in the back seat. SSJ: Father I� SSS: Now, wait wait. Before you speak tell me. Have you done your chores? SSJ: Clean my room? Or scout a target location for some evil deed? SSS: The second one. SSJ: Well, I have not only located the target via satellite, buy have assembled a team of Hench persons with which to steal it. SSS: Well, who has taken my lazy son, and replaced him with this energetic and responsible evil doer? Tell me, what is this exciting target? SSJ: The Tower of London. It is a big tower filled with jewels. SSS: Yes, the crown jewels. Very good son. SSJ: Perhaps I may keep just one jewel encrusted doodad from the tower to fund my drive to become an international teen pop sensation? SSS: Oh take two, they�re small. SSJ: Mysterious black choppers, follow me to� the Tower Of London. Kim: Thanks for the lift Mr. Mural. Mr. Mural: Least I could do after you saved my rig back there on highway 99. Kim: Yea, 18 blowouts, what are the chances? Ron: I don�t get it Kim. What kind of sick twisted super-villain steals the world�s largest cement swirly cone? Kim: A not so super-villain? Ron: Hey, let�s spin by the school with this baby, you know being known as the big swirly saver might just impress the ladies. Kim: Which ladies? Ron: Umm, err, the giant swirly loving ladies? Kim: Yea. Wade: Kim, Ron. I just intercepted a communiqu� from Senior Senior Junior. I think he�s planning on stealing the tower of London. Ron: Well, it�s not exactly the world�s largest cement swirly now is it? Wade: Something�s not right though. Kim: It�s Junior. Wade: See, his target is the Tower of London. Kim: Uh-ha. Wade: But he�s on his way to New Zeeland. Ron: I�ll admit that geography is but one of many subject I�ve scored a gentleman C, but isn�t� Kim: The Tower of London in England? SSJ: There! Up ahead our target. I can smell the diamonds and rubies now, and bangers and mash if I�m not mistaken. The encyclopedia says the jewels are kept in the building just below. Ha-ha-ha! The tower and all the shiny jewels inside are ours for the taking. Mysterious black choppers initiate operation �steal the tower of London.� That�s it, a little lower. Oh this is way too easy� white chopper? I thought we agreed that black would be our chopper color today? Kim: You�re a little off target Jr. like 12,000 miles. SSJ: What did she mean by that? Kim: Thanks for the lift Mr. Huey. Mr. Huey: What do you mean? Your friend here said you could pay cash? Ron: Ha-Ha! Yea, um, Wade couldn�t find a ride, so I looked in the phone book. Gotta go! Kim: I owe you a favor. Ron: Squirrel suit rule! SSJ: What? Ron: Yea, knot tying is not my skill set. Rufus: Fire! Weee! Ron: Thanks Rufus! Kim: Hmm? Ron: Oh, um, err, I�m fine. Slight in gym flashbacks. SSJ: Ah! We are all going to crash! Black choppers land in that clearing. Carefully! Kim: Six helicopters equal one tragic hair day. Ron: Okay Junior, finger taunt. SSJ: And I taunt you back with� three fingers. Ron: Ohhkay he�s tricky. Voice: Cut! Cut! Cut! Guy: Ok, first reaction. You ruined my shot. But upon reflection this� you kids are extreme with five �X�s� Jimmy Blamhammer, action movie maven Holly Wood USA. Kim: How do you do Mr�. Ron: Mr. Blamhammer sir! It is an honor to meet you. I loved Violent Reaction 1 and 3, and really loved Violent Reaction 2 oh yea! SSJ: Wait wait wait, go back. Movie maven? I�m afraid I do not understand. Jimmy: Your little helicopter stunt almost blew over the set for my newest action heist flick �Stolen Goods 3� rated PG-13 for intense action and use of the word butt. SSJ: So this Tower of London is a movie set? Jimmy: I can�t use pyro on the real tower and stay under budget, so we came to New Zealand and built this replica. It looks identical to the real thing� from space. SSJ: Yea, this is true. Kim: Okay Junior, your move. SSJ: Ah! Every Henchperson for himself. Kim: Hmm. Guy: You hiring? I can do hair and makeup. Guy 2: I always wanted to be a stunt man. Jimmy: Eh, see Stew in the big trailer. Wow! That maneuver you pulled up there, no wires, no digital effects, that was pure�raw... action! You are amazing! You�re incredible! You�re? Kim: Kim Possible. Jimmy: I love that name. New thought. My next international mega block buster �Kim Possible 1.� Kim: Whoa, a movie, about me? Jimmy: Come on, it�s a no brainier. Ron: Was that a shot? Jimmy: You hut the tween sweet spot. Ordinary girl, extraordinary circumstances. It�s what�s happening now. Ron: I don�t know if I would call Kim ordinary. Jimmy: What about you? Ron: Me? Oh yea, I�m more ordinary than anyone. Extraordinary even. Jimmy: Alright you�re in. The movie will be about the both of you. Ron: So we get to play ourselves? Jimmy: Ah, that�s funny. No really, you two will be played by the hottest stars in Holly Wood. Kim: Hmm, like um� who? Jimmy: I�m thinking Heather and Quinn. Kim: The Heather, and the Quinn? No way! Ron: But aren�t they a little old to play us? Jimmy: Haven�t you heard the expression �act your age?� Ron: But they�re 28. Jimmy: What sis I say? They�ll be acting your age. Not their age. See? It�s Holly Wood magic! Rufus: Hello? Jimmy: And the Mole Rat will be CGI, that way he can talk. Rufus: Hey. Jimmy: I�ll have Heather and Quinn live with you for a week. Learn the way you walk, the way you talk, really get a handle on your characters. Good? Great! Kim: Heather as me! This is too weird. Ron: Oh sure, you get hottie Heather, I get quite Quinn. There�s no way he can capture my Ronness. He�s a mope. Kim: He�s an actor Ron; he�s mopie when he plays a mopie character. I�m sure he can capture your Ronness. Ron: It�s not as easy as it looks you know. Mr. Dr P: A simple toot of the horn would have sufficed. Mrs. Dr P: Is everyone alright? Jimmy: Don�t worry its special effects. Kim: Heather, I�m beyond excited to meat you. Your life is totally amazing. Heather: Kim, I�m totally beyond excited to meet you. Your life is totally amazing. Kim: I love what you�re wearing. Heather: And I love what you�re wearing. Kim: Really? Heather: Really. Ron: That� is� Heather! Standing right there in Kim�s driveway talking with words! Can you stand it? Hello? Anybody home? Quinn: Whatever. Ron: See mopie. Mrs. Dr P: They seem nice. Mr. Dr P: Hun, you know how I feel about show folk. Mrs. Dr P: Oh, they are just like you or me. Except they�re beautiful wealthy and live by no recognizable moral code. Jim: You see what I see? Tim: A celebrity moving into our house! Jim: Not any celebrity, Heather! Anything Heather touches brings big bucks online. Both: Cha-ching! Jimmy: Ok, so what is it that you kids do around this time of day? Kim: Well, we are just about to go to school. Jimmy: Fantastic! Heather, Quinn, you�re going to school just like real people. Heather: This will be so great. I�ve never really done any school things. I�ve learned everything I know from on set teacher thingy people. Kim: You... you mean tutors? Heather: Yes! Ron: Um� Quinn, did you go to regular school? Quinn: Whatever. Ron: Is that a yes or a no? Jimmy: Hop in everybody I�ll drive you to school on my way out of town. Here�s a release form allowing your kid to ride with me. Just sign it and fax it to the car. I got extra helmets in the back. Mr. Dr P: Show folk. SSS: Junior, you are being punished. By watching the robot clean the pool you are to not enjoy any show biz trade papers. SSJ: But, but, but father I have just read the most disturbing news. They are making a Kim Possible movie! SSS: Wonderful, we ca watch it in our private screening lair. SSJ: You do not understand, I was there when she was discovered. I should be in this movie. This film should be my big break! I will be cast in that picture! Kim: Okay, if this is going to work you guys have to blend in as regular kids. Heather: My greatest acting challenge ever. Quinn: Whatever. Ron: Ok, see? That is what I am talking about. If Ron Stoppable was trying to blend in, Ron Stoppable would throw himself into it 110 percent. Quinn: Whatever. Ron: Come on man, Ron it up! Kim: Ron it down. Barkin: Tail of Two Cities, an important book, what do you think? Charlie Dickens accomplished literary fellow, can any one tell me about Chuck�s use of the first person in the book? How about Possible? Kim: Um� I hade a mission in New Zealand so I um, um didn�t get to read it actually. Barkin: Well that�s points off your grade, actually. Yes, new girl with her hand up. Heather: Yea, I was in a made for TV version of a Christmas Carol which is in the book you�re talking about, but I think that Dickens guy was involved. He may have been like a producer or something? Barkin: And you are? Bonnie: It�s Heather! Monique: The Heather!? Kim: We�re going to have to move on from blending in. Heather: To what? Kim: Running and hiding. Monique: They disappeared. Bonnie: Typical Possible, a movie star comes to our school, and she has to hog all the glamour for herself. Kim: Lost �em. Heather: So not the drama. Kim: Um� right. Guy: I hear the girls were all wild about some movie star or something. Quinn: Whatever. Guy: Yea, whatever. Ron: See, you�re not just an actor Mr. you�re a roll model, a trendsetter. Quinn: Whatever. Ron: Can you believe this guy? Rufus: Whatever. Ron: I will not rest until you find your inner Ron. Quinn: Wha� Ron: Hey, dare to care. Heather: Okay, we made it out. Here�s our next move. Kim: Excuse me but� usually I decide what the next move is. Heather: Right, it�s kinda a teen hero thing. Kim: Oh, your being me, ha-ha� great. Heather: I�m thinking mall. Kim: Wow, that�s what I was thinking. Bonnie: You sure she�ll come? Monique: I just put out some new Capri�s. Bonnie: Please, she�s got a closet full already. Monique: Kim has periwinkle and olive. This is our newest color. Guava. Kim and Heather: I love them! Monique: Who�s the girl? Bonnie: You are. Hi Kim. You know I feel like we hardly ever get to hang out. Just us girls. Kim: Fine. Heather: So then what happened Monique? Monique: Well this boy was in my face and I told him quit packing and start backing off. Heather: Girl I totally know what you are saying. I had this man who would not leave me alone, he was practically stalking me. Monique: Get out! Heather: I won�t! If he hadn�t been my husband it would have been creepy. Bonnie: Your teeth are like totally the whitest teeth I�ve like ever seen. Heather: It is so cool of you to notice. I had this goop put on them and a purple light shined on them or what ever. Bonnie: No way! I so wanna try that but my mother says it is way too expensive. Heather: No way! That�s what y agent said. Monique: She�s good. Kim: Yea, little miss perfect. Ron: This is it. If this doesn�t get you on the path to ronhood nothin� will. The entire Bueno Nacho menu board is here and its all grande sized. Rufus: Hey. Ron: Sorry Rufus, this snackage is not for eating, it�s for teaching. Quinn dig in. Quinn: Whatever. Ron: And? Quinn: Whatever. Ron: Oh! What kind of unfeeling robot are you?! Go ahead whatever. No! Guy: Hey Mr. Blamhammer. Jimmy: Keep it close I�m a fast eater. Guy: Senior Senior Junior. SSS: Wait, it says here you know how to fence? This I did not know. SSJ: It is a tincy white lie father. SSS: Still, it is a lie, and that is a start on the road to evil. SSJ: Oh! A trendy eatery. No doubt brimming over with dreamers and schemers and the power elite. Jimmy: Nothing speaks to me. What�s the special? Well well, what have we here? Special skills� fencing! Liar! SSJ: NO! NO! NO! SSS: Careful Junior. Whoa!! Mrs. Dr P: Dear have you seen the guest towels? Mr. Dr P: Did you ask our guests? Mrs. Dr P: Yes, Heather is as baffled as I am. Mr. Dr P: Show folk, humph, can�t trust �em. Now where is my diet soda? Jim: Told you our Heather memorabilia would sell out fast. Tim: We need more. Print me out another certificate of authenticity. This time for half a can of Heather�s favorite diet soda. Cha-ching! Kim: Monique, I�m fighting off a freak out. This Heather as Kim thing is bordering on weird. Monique: Girl, it crossed the border days ago. She told me she�s been using your tooth brush at home. Kim: Ew, thanks for that. Monique: Well, listen, the girl didn�t go to a regular school so you know she didn�t cheer. That is something you can do that movie Kim definitely cannot. Kim: Yea, for once she�ll just have to sit back and watch. What?! Bonnie: So Heather, on behalf of the squad, I was wondering if you wanted to lead practice today? Heather: Please and thank you. Kim: But she�s never cheered. Bonnie: Don�t you read the tabs? She trains with like the hottest Yoga instructor in LA. She can handle it. Heather: It�s no� Kim: Big! I know! Jimmy: Ahh! Whose there? What do you want? SSJ: Mr. Jimmy, so sorry to commandeer your satellite dish, but I must speak with you. Jimmy: No approach seems stranger and criminal, but you�ve got my attention. SSJ: I insist that you cast me as the villain in your picture. To that end I will perform my monologue rendition of the emotional soliloquy from the martial arts classic Fists of Pain. Jimmy: You just lost my attention. Audition over. SSJ: Oh father, this business is so cruel. SSS: Then we must be crueler still. Jimmy: I am not loving this. Not one bit. Go! Wrong phone. Go! Oh! The micro mini cell implanted in my brain. Go! Heather: Jimmy, I am so ready for the shoot. Jimmy: Beautiful. And Quinn? Quinn: Whatever. Jimmy: Wow, he is a chameleon. Heather: The research really helped. Jimmy: I want you two on the next plane out of there. Quinn: Whatever. Jimmy: Tell Quinn to cut that out. His transformation is freaking with my head. See ya on the set. Places everyone. Action! Heather: Can we hold the roll for a sec? I feel like a carrot stick. Thanks guys, take me back. Jimmy: And action! Heather: Hello Ron! Are you ready for the big pep rally this afternoon? Quinn: Whatever. SSJ: Cut! Cut, cut, cut, cut! Jimmy: Did I say cut? Who cut? SSJ: I am the one said cut. Jimmy: What the? The grips are yelling cut now. SSJ: I am no �grip� I am Senior Senior Junior. And I demand that you cast me as the villain in this picture. Jimmy: Look, we�ve got a villain. Now, we are shooting back to back sequels. Just have your agent contact� SSJ: No! No, you will do this Jimmy Blamhammer, or else. Kim: I thought it would be so fun to have Heather be me� wrong. Ron: Well better than having Quinn be not at all me! Kim: The whole thing about a Kim Possible movie. Ron: Holly weird of you ask me. Kim: Well, we�ve done our part. Ron: Yea right, we�re free and clear. Kim: Go Wade. Wade: Who�s up for a trip to Holly Wood? Jimmy: I own this town, you can�t threaten me punk! SSJ: I am not. I intend to threaten this� your personal digital assistant. Jimmy: But, all of my phone numbers are in there, all my lunch dates, all my dinner dates! NOO!! Movie Kim, Movie Ron, stop this mad man! Heather: Wait, is that in our deal? Quinn: Whatever. Heather: Okay, but let�s make sure we are rolling on this people. SSJ: Henchpersons? A little help? Heather: I�m totally stuck! Guys? Quinn do something! Quinn: Whatever. SSJ: Bring it! Jimmy: CGI Rufus, attack! CGI Rufus: I�m on it Mr. Man. But �em up! SSJ: What is this now I am hearing? CGI Rufus: Hi-ya! Hi-ya! Rufus power! SSJ: Very entertaining. CGI Rufus: Hi-ya! SSJ: But isn�t the mole rat usually naked? Jimmy: Hey hey, it�s a family action picture. SSJ: Enough! I want the contract and I want it now! Jimmy: Alright, hold your henchman, I�ll get legal on the horn. Ron: Whoa! Uncanny recreation! Hey my missing algebra homework! SSJ: What have we here? Stunt doubles for Heather and Quinn who will now try to foil my career plans? Jimmy: No, I think they are the real deal. SSJ: Oh yes, you are right. Stop them! Ah! Ron: Authentic right down to the gun under the fountain. Heather and Kim: Thanks. Ron: Whoa! Comical side kick takes out big scary dude ah take one! Boo-ya! Quinn: Whoa! Kim: People, that�s a wrap. Ron: Oh don�t go Holly Wood on me KP. SSJ: Not so fast. This good guys win thing just doesn�t work for me. Quinn: Boo-ya! Ron: He�s a natural. SSJ: It�s just too difficult to break into this business we call show. Farewell Holly Wood. Heather: Thanks Kim. I know it took a lot for you to come and save the day after I got all over your last nerve. Kim: No big. Look for what it�s worth I think you�ll be a great Kim. Heather: Oh, I know I will be. But it means so much to me that you said that. Ron: Yea, but my man Quinn here he really got the meathody Ronness down, and the reward goes to� him as me! Quinn: Boo-ya! Ron: Okay, don�t wear it out. Jimmy: Listen up people. We�re shutting down production. Kim: What? Heather: What? Ron: What? Quinn: Boo-ya? Jimmy: I�m on to the next big thing. Kim: What�s that? Jimmy: Monkey Ninjas in Space! Kim: Been there� Ron: Done that. SSS: My son? SSJ: No my son father, you�re blocking it. SSS: I understand you are most disappointed that your Holly Wood dreams have been dashed. SSJ: True. But I have bought a piece of Holly Wood for myself. SSS: What is that? SSJ: Half a can of diet soda and a guest towel personally used by Heather!
