By wallaceb Ron: Oh, alrighty then. Monique: Eh, just lost my appetite. Kim: Same here. Ron� face stuffing� why? Ron: Er, there is no why in double cheese pizza day. Rufus: Cheese! Kim: But it is cardboards caf pizza. Ron: Cheese on cardboard is still cheese. Monique: Gotcha there. Ron: Ready for thirds? Rufus: Me, me, me, me, me. Ron: Can you hold the crusts this time? Eh, the dream is over. Wha!? Ahhh! Ghost! Monique: Cafeteria lady cut you off again? Ron: Yes, but that is not why I�m wigged. Kim: Hmm too much cheese. Ron: Whoa KP, first there is no such thing as too much cheese. And second, those aren�t the usual mystery meat screams ladies. See! See! That�s just� that�s just not right. Kim: Okay, agreed, whatever it is, it�s writing something. Monique: In mystery meat gravy! Kim: R-O- N, uh-oh! Ron: Please tell me it is writing Ron Reager? Please tell me it�s writing Ron Reager? You know that kid who�s always cutting gym? This could be about that. Reager: Dude. Ron: Reager? Reager: It�s about you. Ron: Ahhhh! Kim: Come on Ron, you can�t just ditch school and never go back. Ron: Oh yea well, it works for Ron Reager. Kim: What ever you saw today couldn�t have been a ghost. I mean, what kind of ghost communicated with mystery meat gravy? Ron: Eh, that�s the real mystery. Whoa! Ahhh! It�s back! Kim: Ron, shadow? Ron: Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh yea! Cus it�s my� ahhh! Kim: See you tomorrow. I�ll have Wade check out your gravy ghost. Ron: I�m not taking any chances buddy. Buddy? Rufus: Hello. Ron: Why do we even have a cat door? We don�t own a cat! Alright, we�re safe. Ron and Rufus: Ahhh! Yori: Stoppable San. Ron: Yori? Yori: I am sorry if I startled you. Ron: That? No, I was just practicing my� screams of courage. Yori: The Yamanochi School needs your courage once more. I come to you in a time of great need. Sensei is missing. In his empty courtiers we found this. Rufus: Monkey! Ron: I�m going to go out on a limb and say Monkey Fist! Better ell Kim. Yori: Have you forgotten your solemn vow? Never to reveal what took place during your visit to Japan. Ron: Oh right, the thing with the vows and not telling about the secret Ninja School huh? Whoaaa! It�s? It�s? Sensei? Sensei: Stoppable San. Yori: Sensei is using his powers to contact you. Ron: Oh yea, sure you know why pick up a phone when you can just terrify!? Yori: It is as I feared. Monkey Fist seeks revenge. You proved your bravery once by saving the Lotus Blade, now you must do the same for Sensei. Ron: Well, if I can�t ell Wade or Kim, how am I supposed to track Monkey Fist? Yori: You are too modest a hero. Do not worry. The Yamanuchi School has many graduates who can assist. Wade: Don�t know what to tell you Kim, after watching the cafeteria security tape, I can�t explain what happened yesterday either. Kim: Did you analyze the gravy sample? Wade: Yep. Monique: And? Wade: You don�t want to know� not until after graduation� from college. Monique: I say we trust hi on the gravy. Ron: Got the nachos, plenty of Diablo sauce and cinasnackies. Rufus: Yummy. Kim: Sneaking Bueno Nacho into school? Ron: Hey KP, no just picked up a few snacks for um, um field trip. Kim: Field trip? Yori: Everything is ready Stoppable San. Ron: Yori!? Ha! Ha! Yori this is Kim and Monique. Yori: Ah, Kim Possible, I have heard much. Kim: Really, I haven�t. Ron: Oh sure KP, you know Yori from seventh period history? No no no she, she�s an old pal from Camp Wannaweep. We�ve never meet actually. What do you want? Who are you stranger I do not know? Kim: But you just said her name was Yori? Ron: Yori, well it�s a common name you know in Japan. Well I-I-I-I gotta go bye. Kim: Weird. Monique: Secret girlfriend weird? Kim: No, he�d tell me. I mean, why wouldn�t he? Monique: Cus you�d go all jelled. Kim: Jell? Monique: Green eyed. Kim: So, I�ve always had green eyes. Monique: Jealous, you�re jellin� Kim: I am not jelling. Monique: Huh-hu. Kim: It�s just that my weirdar is going off that�s all. Monique: And, you�re jelling. Kim: So not! Go Wade. Wade: I did some checking like you asked about Ron�s girlfriend. Kim: Friend. Wade: Who�s a girl. Kim: Wade? Wade: Okay, okay, friend. Kim: So what are the stats? Wade: There aren�t any. I can�t find anything about her at all. Kim: No, that can�t be, there�s gotta be something, school records? Wade: I�ll do a global scan, give me a half hour. Yori: Lord Money Fist was last seen in South America. Ron: Right there, in the amazing rain forest. Yori: Always with the American style jokes Stoppable San, of course it is the Amazon Rain Forest. Ron: Right, and it�s amazing. Yori: We think it may be where Monkey Fist is holding Sensei. Ron: OH man, all the flights to South America are booked. Yori: Do not concern yourself. Ron: Gah! Secret ninja tickets? Yori: Yes, your ninja graduates are here to help. Ron: Well, could they help carry some of the bags? Yori: Again with the American style joking, naturally, it will be your honor to carry them. Ron: Right, right, I remember, my honor. Kim: Chem class Wade, little busy. Wade: I did some more digging on Yori. Kim: Go. Wade: I�ve scanned all public and private school records, nothing. Kim: Okay, how hinkey is that? Monique: Um, Kim, eyes and the binki here. Wade: And get this, flight records show that Yori and Ron went to South America. Kim: I knew something was up. I�m on my way. Monique: Kim! Ahhh! Kim: Red�s um� a good look for you. Monique: That�s right girl, you better run! Yori: According to the map, we should be very near. Ron: Whoa, wha! Oh good! Then it will be my honor to collapse from exhaustion. What? This is my honor nap? Yori: Rufus San is right. There is something in the jungle. Ron: What, I don�t see any� Monkey! The knuckle dragon ying to knuckle headed yang. Yori: You have found a sign post that leads to Monkey Fist�s hidden headquarters there. Ron: Oh, stupid monkey headed statue. Kim: Thanks for the lift Ricardo. Ricardo: De nada sinerita Possible, after all you saved my chicken farm when you dried up that mud slide. Kim: No big, one of the reason I carry a cordless hair dryer. Go Wade. Wade: Okay, Yori doesn�t go to any known school, so I checked into the unknown. Kim: And I thought I could do anything. Wade: Does the name Yamanuchi mean anything? Kim: That school in Japan that Ro went to last year? Wade: Turns out it�s a super secret school. Kim: I knew he crushed on someone while he was there. Wade: That wasn�t what I� Kim: What? You think I�m jelling? I�m not jelling. Why would I jell? Wade: Right� anyway, the school was founded by a warrior who carved a monastery from a mountain using only a sword. Kim: Well, if you want to do things the hard way. Wade: And here�s the kick. The sword uses mystical monkey power. Kim: Ron has mystical monkey power. You don�t suppose� Wade: Monkey Fist has tried taking the power from him before. Kim: So you think Yori is working for Monkey Fist? Wade: Did I say that? Kim: No, I did. It�s a theory. Wade: It�s kinda jumping to a conclusion. Kim: Well, that�s what theories are right? Wade: Man, you are Jelling. Kim: Eh, now that�s conclusion jumping. Ron: That is way beyond wrong. Yori: Monkey Fist might be near. We must be careful as we proceed. Ron: Oh right sorry. Don�t tell me, it will be my honor to go first? Rufus: Hu-oh. Ron: Hu-oh? What hu-oh? Hu-oh. Ahhh! Poison monkey teeth! Yori: It is a trap! Ron: Oh EW! Whoaaaa!! Ahhh! Whoa! Whoa! Whaaaa! Well, at least� nothing. Yori: Oh Stoppable San, you make danger comical with your American style baffonery. Ron: Hello? Monkey Fist? It�s empty. You know what, I�m done with all the monkey stuff. A little holler goes a long way. Yori: There is no sign on Sensei. Rufus: Awe. Ron: Oh, hey, I don�t worry, we�ll find him, there�s gotta be a clue around here somewhere. Like um� this! It�s a piece of straw. How bout that huh? Um� cup, Fran, lamp, spider. Ahhh! Yori: Stoppable San! Your antics have found the clue we have been needing. Ron: A map? Yori: For a zoo. Ron: Rufus? Do you see what I see? Cheroots. Rufus: Cheroots! Yori: Money Fist must have Sensei there. Where better for a monkey man to hide than with other monkeys? Ron: Um, this zoo is all the way in Arizona, how we gonna�uh-hu, yea it�s nice for these guys to pick us up, but where were they when we were fighting off all the monkey teeth?! Kim: Okay, I�m down. Looks like Monkey Fist�s tree house. Wade: Kim, I re-triangulated my tracking on Ron and. Kim: Don�t tell me. Wade: Yea, sorry he�s not there. Looks like he�s headed somewhere in the American south west. Kim: Oh, what? Is this Yori girl dragging him around the world? Wade: Hmm, sounds familiar. Kim: Keep tracking, I�m on my way. Yori: It appears closed. Ron: Closed, it�s out of business. Ah! No Cheroots. Rufus: Oh, oh-oh. Ron: Why�d we even come here? Other than saving Sensei of course. Notice it�s always monkey house, never monkey home. That says a lot. Yori: What does that say? Ron: I don�t know, just pointing it out that�s all. Yori: Something�s inside. Your bravery is needed. It will be you�re� Ron: Yea, yea I know the honor drill. Ahh! Stay back! Time for some smack monkey. Oh wait! Ow! Ow! I�m gonna need those back! Yori: Stoppable San? Kim: Ron! Ron: KP, what are you doing? Kim: rescuing you. Nice try. Ron: Whoa, are you freaking over my friend Yori? Kim: I ma not freaking! I am not jelling. Yori and Ron: Jelling? Ron: What�s jelling? Kim: Never mind jelling. Your �friend� Yori is working with Monkey Fist. Ron: Ha! No, she�s just my� she� what was the last thing I told you? Yori: You may tell her. Ron: Really? You sure? Kim: She�s sure. Spill. Ron: Well, Sensei the master of the Yamanuchi School, which is a secret ninja school by the way, is missing and we think Monkey Fist is behind it. Kim: Ninja school? Well that explains the magic sword. Ron: The Lotus Blade? Oh that is so last season KP, you gotta get current. Yori: Stoppable San is a great hero. During his visit to Yamanuchi, he saved the Lotus Blade, and defeated Monkey Fist. Kim: Ron? Stoppable San? Ron: Dig it KP! I�m a hero. Master of the mystical monkey power a-wha! Yori: Again we call upon his bravery to help find Sensei. We think he may be held in this zoo. Kim: Okay, I�m in. let�s start. Rufus: um� ahhh! Ron: Monkey Fist! Monkey Fist: Ahhh! You? What are you doing here? Yori: We�re here for Sensei. Monkey Fist: That relic? What value could he possibly mean to me? Ron: But if you, you didn�t capture Sensei, who did? Rufus: Ahhh! Ron: Whoa. Big monkeys. Kim: Apes. Ron: Don�t you mean yipes? Kim: NO, Apes, they�re apes. Ron: Yipes! Monkey Fist: You fools, you led them right too me! I was hiding. Ron: Hiding? From what? Monkey Fist: From that. Ron: Hey, nice place. Dungeon motif, very Goth. Monkey Fist: This is all your fault! Ron: Oh, you know what, don�t even start! After sharing a crate through the jungle, I�m in no mood for your monkey toons. Kim: Everybody chill. Yori: We are not alone. Sensei: You are correct Yori. Yori: Sensei! I am... relieved to see that you are well. Sensei: To truly be well, one must also be free. Ron: I got your message Sensei. But the writing in gravy, I-I I would have used catchsup. Kim: You�re the ghost that Ron saw at school. Sensei: It was my wish to warn Stoppable San to stay away. That he was in great danger. But I failed. Even the strangest oak one day must fall. Monkey Fist: Oh, spare us your senseless babbling. We have to find some way out of here. Ron: Oh, come on, why you always gotta be hatin� Sensei�s got nothing but love. Sall good, sall good. Kim: Sorry to agree with Monkey Fist, but we should probably try to� Ape: Escape? I won�t allow that. Not ever! Monkey Fist: I demand to know what it is that you want. With him! Ron: Me? Nah! You! Ape: Enough! It was an easy plan. Monty hid from me, I used Sensei as the bate. Making it appear that Monkey Fist was responsible. I knew that only his arch foe could lead me to him. Ron: Check me KP. I�m an arch foe. Monkey Fist: You�re not an arch foe, you�re an arch bummbler. Yori: But Stoppable San did defeat you. Ron: On several separate occasions. A thank you. Kim: What exactly is going on here? Ape: What is going on is that I have what I want. Monkey Fist: Unhand me you brutish thugs. Ape: Since I have no need for the rest of you, I�ll say good bye. All: Ahhh! Ape: And as for you Monty. All: Ahhhh! Kim: Gotcha. Where�s Sensei? Ron: Gone. Kim: Oh, I�m sorry. Sensei: It is good to see that you are all safe. Kim: What? How? Ron: Oh right I forgot. Sensei can do that mystical floaty thing. Okay, now he�s just showing off. So you want to tell me again exactly why we�re going back. Kim: Cause it is the right thing to do. Sensei: A weed that never grows does not need to be cut down. Ron: Hmm, yea that�s a good gardening tip. So why are we doing this again? Yori: What Sensei is saying is that even though Monkey Fist is bad, he has not done us wrong this day. It is our honor to save him. Ron: Oh, we�re rescuing the bad guy. Kim: Yea, but it sounds better the way he says it. Monkey Fist: What is it that you want? Ape: It�s simple. I want� Kim: Let him go. Ron: Yea, that�s right, we�re back. And we�re saving the monkey. Rufus: Boo-yaa! Ape: Get them! Monkey Fist: Let go! Ron: Ahhh! Ahhh! KP! Kim: How about a lift? Yori: It would be my honor. Ron: Ahhh! Monkey Fist: Ahhhh! No!! Kim: DNamy? Ron: This goes beyond sick and wrong. Its wrong sick! Amy: See sweetens? Just like I gave you monkey hands and feet, I gave myself gorilla arms and feet. All for you! Monkey pudding and pie! Ron: Dude, I think you�re on a date. Monkey Fist: That�s impossible; it was purely a professional relationship. Amy: You keep saying that, but I know you don�t mean it. Oh come here! Monkey Fist: No! Get back! Stay Away! Amy: No fair hiding. You�re my newest little cuddle buddy. Oh come here! Kim: Wrong sick. Ron: That�s what I�m saying. Yori: Stoppable San, again you have proven your bravery. Sensei: Thanks to you and Kim Possible, I may return to the Yamanuchi School. Kim: Sorry if I harshed on you earlier. So what exactly is the sitch between you and Stoppable San? Yori: A Bond of honor. Kim: Yea great but I... Yori: Stoppable San until the day we again meet. Ron: He-he-he-he yea. That was um, Japanese for good bye. Yori: Oh Stoppable San, you and your American style of misunderstanding of girls. Sensei: Now it is time for us to go. Rufus: Bye bye Ron: Wait� so Yori liked me liked me? Kim: You really don�t understand girls do you? Ron: No I don�t! I mean why can�t girls make it more obvious? She was being all ninja about us. How am I supposed to know what�s going on? Kim: well, you got me. Ron: Why can�t the ladies just say how they feel? Amy: Come on cuddle monkey. You can�t run from momsey for ever. Monkey Fist: Noo! Kim: Let�s go home. Ron: Right, but how? Kim: Come on. Ron: Yea, it will be my honor to walk.
