By wallaceb Guy: ...So I said to 'em, I was like... Hatchet: Kim Possible! Kim: No, it can't be! Hatchet: You have an overdue library book. Kim: Ms. Hatchet, I can explain-- Hatchet: Shh! Quiet! I have a zero tardiness policy. Until this book is returned, your cheer leading activities are suspended. In the mean time, I will see you after school... in library lock-up! Bonnie: Looks like someone won't be going to the semi-finals. Kim: So not the drama, Bonnie. I'm sure the book's in my locker. The book's not in my locker. This is so the drama! Ron: KP just heard. Kicked off the cheer squad. Give me the big. Rufus: Aww. Kim: Overdue library book. Ron: Overdue? But you always return your books. Kim: No time for chit chat, Ron. My cheer career's at stake. Maybe I left the book in chem lab. Ron: KP doesn't lose things. I lose things. Rufus: Mmm. Ron: All the time. Aww man, I didn't...? Kim: Ron, let's go, mission time. Ron: Be right there. Ah, stupid straps. Rufus: Hmm. Ron: Brief History of Cheese! Rufus: Cheese! Ron: Oh, sounds like a page turner. Well, KP won't mind if I borrow it. Kim: Ron, evil doesn't fight itself! Ron: That was a month ago. I remember putting it in my backpack, but which mission did I take it on? Wade: Are you sure about this, Ron? Ron: Yeah. Look, right after I put the book in my backpack, we went after Killigan. I think. Wade: So what is this book, anyway? Ron: Brief History of Cheese. Wade: Sounds like a gooda read! Ron: Come on, serious biz here, Wade. Cut the cheese jokes. Wade: Did you say cut the--? Ron: Ha-ha. Yeah. Right. Look, just keep this all between you and me, okay? Kim would freak if she knew. Wade: Gotcha. Ron: Okay, I got another call. I gotta go, I gotta go. Hello? Kim: Hey, Ron. Ron: KP?! Ahhh! Oh, hey, Kim, I really can't talk right now. I'm uh-- Kim: Just got a sec. I'm stuck in library lock-up with Ms. Hatchet. Anyway, I just wanted to say I'm sorry if I was snippy yesterday. It's not your fault I lost the book. Ron: No, of course not. I mean it's not like I took it and lost it for you. I mean, oh hey, uh, gotta go. Dad's locked in the garage again. Need to get him out before he runs outta... clothes. Kim: Runs out of clothes? Hatchet: Ms. Possible. The Hatchet Decimal System isn't there for you to waste time jabbering. Kim: Hatchet Decimal System? Don't you mean do--? Hatchet: Ha! You wish. Start organizing! Rufus: Coast clear. Ron: You check under the furniture, I'll scan the bookcases. Nope. No. Ow! Paper cut. No. It's not here. Ah, noxious gas! Duff's on to us. Trying to... poison us. Killigan: Who be gone there? Ron: Eyes swelling... Nose burning... Tongue flailing... Killigan: Oh, the Possible lassie's dipit. Ron: That odor! Killigan: You mean my lunch? Ron: Lunch? Killigan: Aye, I made the batch of me Gram Killigan's haggis. And in my castle, nobody says no to my deary Gram's haggis. Ron: How many times is someone gonna feed me sheep's lungs cooked in its own stomach before they get that I don't like it? He's back with leftovers. Hide! Wade: Hold up, Ron. It's me. Ron: Wade? Wade: Figured you could use some help finding that book. Plus, it gives me a chance to try out my new Wade-bot 2.0. Ron: Looks the same to me. What's the--? Wade: Stealth mode! Ron: Oh, come on, Wade. Slap it! Oww! Wade: Ooh, too hard? Ron: A little. Wade: I make two figures inside. Ron: Drakken and Shego. Wade: I'm also picking up some pretty big power readings. Drakken: Now, the world will tremble as I activate my Centripetal Oscillator and control the Earth's orbit! Shego: Third time's the charm, huh? Drakken: Easy mistake. Who knew this thing took batteries? Shego, what have I told you about snooping around the lab? Shego: Please, I'm toasting here. Rufus: Uh oh! Drakken: The weasel thing! Wade: Activating stealth mode. Ron: Um, yeah, good for you. But did you notice that it doesn't help me?! Drakken: You're too late, sidekick! Ron: The name's Ron. Drakken: Like I care. Wade: Got it. Ron: Boo-ya is in the house! Shego: So, your TV follows you around? Whatever. Where's Possible? Ron: She's not my girlfriend! Shego: Whoa, there. Never said she was. Ron: Oooh. He-he-he. Awkward. I got one more cabinet to check. Shego: Gah! Drakken: Ha-ha-ha! Witness the might of my Centripetal-- Oww! Ron: This tanks. No book! Wade: Next stop: Professor Dementor's. Kim: Hey, Wade. Wade: What's up, Kim. Kim: I'm wondering if you've heard from Ron? I haven't seen him all day. Ron: Ahh! It's got me! Oh man, it's got me! Wade: Ron? Um, haven't heard a peep. Dementor: Ha-ha-ha! With my mutagenic plants, I will grow a new world. A world that I control! Ha-ha-ha! Ron: Ow! Thorns! Thorns! Oh, they hurt with their poking! Oww! Kim: Hey, wasn't that..? Wade: A scream? Uh, yeah, playing some video games. Ron: Oww! Oww! Wade: Oooh, sorry guys. Kim: What video game? Ron: Posies! Why do they have to be posies? Wade: Uh, Pollinator, bonus round. Gotta go! Hatchet: Ah-he-Ahem. Kim: Ah ha-ha. Busted. Hatchet: I see we still have time for chit chat, Kimberly Ann. I'll keep that waggling tongue of yours busy. Kim: Labels? Hatchet: One for every book. Kim: But I... Eww! Gorchy! Ron: Not only did we know I didn't leave the book in Dementor's lab, but chrysanthemums? A lot of attitude going on there. Rufus: Ah, plants, phooey! Wade: It looks like the next place is Lord Monkey Fist. Rufus: Uh oh, monkeys. Ron: Eh, nothing to fear but fur itself. Wade: What's he doing down there? Ron: Usual stuff: Take over the world. I wanna be the monkey king. Blah, blah, blah. It's all about him. Wade: Shouldn't we do something? Ron: Eyes on the prize, Wade. Monkey Fist: Today dawns the age of the Phantom Monkeys, with me as Supreme Monkey King! Ron: Told ya. Monkey King. So predictable. Wade: Ron, are you sure you took this book on a mission? Ron: Dude, yeah, I... score! Here it is! I told you I'd find it! Neaner! Monkey Fist: Fetch me the ancient text. Ron: Ahh! Wrong book! Monkey Fist: They're stealing the ancient text! Ninjas attack! Wade: Uh oh. Ron: Huh? What? Stop doing that! Ron: Ahh! Monkey Fist: Ron Stoppable. Ron: You're the only one who ever get's my name right. I respect that. Monkey Fist: Be that as it may, behold the might of the Phantom Monkeys! Huh? What sort of magic is this?! Ron: The best kind... Wade and Ron: ...Science! Ron: Gotta get that book! Ahh! My backpack! Wade: Ron, you had Kim's book with you the whole time?! Ron: Oh. Ha-ha. Wow. I guess I never took it out of my backpack. He-he. It's good news, huh, Wade? Monkey Fist: The ancient text. Now. Rufus: Hi-yah! Monkey Fist: My monkey idols! Ron: Righteous monkey moves, little buddy! Boo-ya! Kim: My lips are numb. Ron? Ron: Shh. Hatchet: The libraries closed! Ron: Um, yes, hello. I just wanted to check out this book, A Brief History of Cheese. Oooh, what you know, it was right here on the shelf all along. Looks like you made a little mistake, Ms. Hatchet. Hatchet: That's highly unlikely. Kim: Apparently, the Hatchet Decimal System is flawed. Hatchet: Hardly. Huh. Well, it appears you're free to go... for now. But there will come a day when you forget to return a book and I'll be waiting for you. Ron: Wow, she's wound pretty tight, huh? Kim: You have no idea. Ron: Oh, hey, while you were stuck in library lock-up, Rufus and I were out saving the world from Monkey Fist. Kim: Really? Ron: Yep, he was gonna use this ancient text to take over the world. Kim: Uh, Ron, this is my overdue cheese book. Where is the uh...? Ron: Oh no.