By wallaceb Kim: What do you say you park it here?
Guy: Hey, Ah! Kim: Whoa! Ron: Just a little door ding. Never mind. Kim: What exactly is the sitch Wade? Wade: I’m picking up some serious geological events. Sink holes reported all over town, but I can’t trace the epicenter. Kim: Keep on it. Ron: KP, it’s starting again! Oh, Ah! Kim: Hmm. Ron: Sinking! Sinking! And now there’s tugging! Oh why is there tugging?! Kim: Ron, you can get out now. Ron: Heh, seriously KP, it will take a lot more than a little natural disaster to harsh my chill. IeeeHHHHH! Tree spider! Tree spider! Ahhhhh! Kim: So, yesterdays sinking feeling wasn’t earthquakeish? Wade: No fault lines any where near there. Kim: At least no one got hurt. Ron: Hello? Tree spider bite? Rufus: Ummm, please. Kim: Ron, that’s a zit. Ron: Yea, spider bite zit. It’s like a bull’s eye to them. Wade: Anyway… that’s not why I called. Your site got a hot from professor Acari’s office. Ron: Bugs… bugs… bug guy? Wade: There’s been a break in. Acari: Ah, Kim Possible, welcome. Ron: Creeping… crawling… everywhere. Kim: Still with the bug issues. Ron: Yes! Yes! So I have bug issues? I got the spilly willys. Acari: This does not sound normal. Kim: For Ron, this is normal. Ron: Oh, like living with bugs is normal? Acari: Whoever broke in knew how to bypass my security system. I just hope they didn’t… they did! The Rophlax! Kim: Rophlax? Acari: A pulse emitter which encourages the growth of healthy exoskeletons in insects. Ron: Now why would anyone want to do that?! Ah, oh, ey, ah! Kim: Did you get that Wade? Wade: Sonic pulses, I’m on it. Kim: Any ideas on who might have taken it? Acari: I can’t think of anyone. Kim: Nobody? Acari: Nope, not a single… well… there was my ex lab assistant, Chester Yapese. I had to let him go, he was full of crazy ideas. We had an epic argument, much shouting, fist shacking, but you don’t think Chester? Kim: Yea, I think Chester. Ron: K, not digging this. Rufus: Oh, hum, hum, hum. Kim: Wade said he tracked under ground pulses near here. Ron: But in the sewer? Rufus: Heh, pew! Kim: That’s no sewer line. Ron: You don’t suppose there are any… Kim: Bugs? Come on Ron, bugs are no big. Literally, you flick ‘em. Ron: Kim! Something’s crawling on me. Flick it!! Rufus: Hello! Kim: Ron meet Rufus. Rufus: Hi. Kim: Rufus, Ron. Now, let’s turn down the bug drama before we loose the element of… Chester: Surprise! Kim: Chester Yapese. Chester: Hey watch it, theses goggles are light sensitive. Ah, the famous Kim Possible. Kim: Taking your work home with you? Ron: Or should we say taking Professor Acari’s work home with you? Chester: That bumbbler Acari didn’t know the power he held in his hands. Kim: Let me guess… the rophlax? Chester: Thanks to my modifications, this little beauty will be my key to world domination.
Kim and Ron: Eh? Hum? Ron: The sink holes… that was you! Chester: No, it was the work on my… army of giant cockroaches! Ron: I’m sorry, giant what? Kim: Cockroaches!
Ron and Rufus: Ahhhhhh! Ron: Happy thoughts, happy thoughts, happy thoughts. Oh I can’t look! I can’t… dude, you call those giant cockroaches? Chester: It’s pretty big for a cockroach. Ron: Emm, not really. Chester: Ah, what do you know!? I have a world to concur! Ron: Oh man, we’ll never get through that. You okay KP? KP? Kim: B-bugs. B-big bugs! Ron: Oh, yea, that’s real nice, just mock my weakness. Kim: B-b-big bugs! Ron: Hey, you’re not mocking. What happened to “just flick ‘em?” Kim: Huh-ha, that’s when they were little and um, flick able, now they’re um… Ron: Coming this way! Oh, hey look, that one’s lost. Hey little guy. You okay? Kim: Ick! It’s touching you! Ron: Heh, weird huh? Guess I’m only freaked out by the little ones. These bigger ones are cute, like a shinny puppy with a shell. Kim: Puppies don’t have shells! Ron: Hey! He likes me! Can I keep ‘em? Kim: The hurl factor’s approaching critical here. Sitch it Wade. Wade: I lost Yapese’s signal. It’s going to take me a while to recalibrate. Ron: That’ll give us time to get acquainted with our new friend. Kim: Ron, I’m all for making new friends, but this… Ron: Whoa KP! Just because Roachie’s different that’s no reason for you to be a roachist. Kim: I’m not a “Roachist” it just seems so… oh, look at that. Ron: Oh yea! Oh! No! No! Noo! Kim: I don’t believe it. Ron: Me neither. Roachie’s got an unfair advantage with the mad moves. Kim: No, I can’t believe you bonded with… the… la cucaracha. Ron: La grande cucaracha KP, makes all the difference in the world, am I right Roachie? That’s wrong man, that’s just wrong. Kim: You were not just speaking bug? Ron: Oh, I guess I was. Huh Rufus: Huh-ha, bug! Ron: Roachie’s hungry, wanted a snack, and now I don’t have to take out the garbage anymore. Kim: You don’t find eating garbage a little… beyond gross? Ron: Hey, don’t knock it until you try it. Okay, actually knock it, I tried it, it’s not so good. Kim: Wade, whatcha got? Wade: Good news and bad news. Kim: I’m ready for anything. Wade: The good news is, I figured out why I lost the rophlax signal, Yapese altered the device’s magnification, causing a shift in the traceable frequency. Kim: But you found him now right? Wade: That’s the bad news. Apparently Yapese’s been spending the last few days irradiating his roaches with his new and improved rophlax. Kim: My geepers are officially creeped. You’re the roach boy; you can handle this on your own right? Ron: Kim, I got over my bug issues, you gotta deal too or we’re chunked. Kim: We are so chunked. Look at that. Those bugs are just ridiculous big. Ron: Right, this is dangerous. Roachie better stand back. Kim: Roachie listens to you? Ron: Well except at bed time, it’s always five more minutes, and and can I have a glass of dirty water? Kim: You’re like the roach whisperer. Oh well maybe you can talk to all those other bugs? Ron: Huh? You think? Kim: Gah! Ron: “Gah?” what’s “Gah?” you know if your trying to speak roach, you got it all wring KP, you gotta click with your mandible. Much better. Oohhh! Kim: Okay Mr. Mandible, you’re on. Ron: Um… ahh! I can’t speak bug under pressure! Kim: Ron’s in trouble. Ron: Your gonna step on me? How ironic is that? Chester: Come my bug battalions, today Middleton, tomorrow Upperton. Kim: Don’t think so. What was this thing again? Oh that’s right, stolen. Chester: You don’t understand! Without that I can’t control them! Ron: But Roachie can! Kim: I have to admit, leading them to the landfill was pretty inspired. Ron: It was Roachie’s idea really, the little recycler. What’s wrong little guy? Kim: I know it feels like Roachie’s part of the team. But you want hi to be happy right? Ron: Well, yea but... the lunch lady said that if I brought Roachie I’d get expelled and… oh, oh you mean… right. Roachie? You’re the best dog sized insect a guy could ever want. I know we’ve bonded, I feel like an honorary bug, but it’s better if you’re with your friends. I’ll come visit you, and I will think of you every time I step on something crunchy. Now go on. Get out of here you little multileged scamp. It’s a buffet out there for you. Whoa hey, come on that tickles. Kim: I’m not tearing up because this is touching alright; the wind’s coming off miles of garbage. Ron: Good bye Roachie. Rufus: Bye bye. Roachie: Bye bye. Kim: So Ron, you okay with little bugs now? Ron: KP, thanks to Roachie, the Ron man is without bug issues. What’s that? Is that a garbage spider?! It’s a garbage spider! Garbage spider! Get it off! Get it off! It’s got my nose!
