By wallaceb Kim: What do you say you park it here?
Guy: Hey, Ah! Kim: Whoa! Ron: Just a little door ding. Never mind. Kim: What exactly is the sitch Wade? Wade: I�m picking up some serious geological events. Sink holes reported all over town, but I can�t trace the epicenter. Kim: Keep on it. Ron: KP, it�s starting again! Oh, Ah! Kim: Hmm. Ron: Sinking! Sinking! And now there�s tugging! Oh why is there tugging?! Kim: Ron, you can get out now. Ron: Heh, seriously KP, it will take a lot more than a little natural disaster to harsh my chill. IeeeHHHHH! Tree spider! Tree spider! Ahhhhh! Kim: So, yesterdays sinking feeling wasn�t earthquakeish? Wade: No fault lines any where near there. Kim: At least no one got hurt. Ron: Hello? Tree spider bite? Rufus: Ummm, please. Kim: Ron, that�s a zit. Ron: Yea, spider bite zit. It�s like a bull�s eye to them. Wade: Anyway� that�s not why I called. Your site got a hot from professor Acari�s office. Ron: Bugs� bugs� bug guy? Wade: There�s been a break in. Acari: Ah, Kim Possible, welcome. Ron: Creeping� crawling� everywhere. Kim: Still with the bug issues. Ron: Yes! Yes! So I have bug issues? I got the spilly willys. Acari: This does not sound normal. Kim: For Ron, this is normal. Ron: Oh, like living with bugs is normal? Acari: Whoever broke in knew how to bypass my security system. I just hope they didn�t� they did! The Rophlax! Kim: Rophlax? Acari: A pulse emitter which encourages the growth of healthy exoskeletons in insects. Ron: Now why would anyone want to do that?! Ah, oh, ey, ah! Kim: Did you get that Wade? Wade: Sonic pulses, I�m on it. Kim: Any ideas on who might have taken it? Acari: I can�t think of anyone. Kim: Nobody? Acari: Nope, not a single� well� there was my ex lab assistant, Chester Yapese. I had to let him go, he was full of crazy ideas. We had an epic argument, much shouting, fist shacking, but you don�t think Chester? Kim: Yea, I think Chester. Ron: K, not digging this. Rufus: Oh, hum, hum, hum. Kim: Wade said he tracked under ground pulses near here. Ron: But in the sewer? Rufus: Heh, pew! Kim: That�s no sewer line. Ron: You don�t suppose there are any� Kim: Bugs? Come on Ron, bugs are no big. Literally, you flick �em. Ron: Kim! Something�s crawling on me. Flick it!! Rufus: Hello! Kim: Ron meet Rufus. Rufus: Hi. Kim: Rufus, Ron. Now, let�s turn down the bug drama before we loose the element of� Chester: Surprise! Kim: Chester Yapese. Chester: Hey watch it, theses goggles are light sensitive. Ah, the famous Kim Possible. Kim: Taking your work home with you? Ron: Or should we say taking Professor Acari�s work home with you? Chester: That bumbbler Acari didn�t know the power he held in his hands. Kim: Let me guess� the rophlax? Chester: Thanks to my modifications, this little beauty will be my key to world domination.
Kim and Ron: Eh? Hum? Ron: The sink holes� that was you! Chester: No, it was the work on my� army of giant cockroaches! Ron: I�m sorry, giant what? Kim: Cockroaches!
Ron and Rufus: Ahhhhhh! Ron: Happy thoughts, happy thoughts, happy thoughts. Oh I can�t look! I can�t� dude, you call those giant cockroaches? Chester: It�s pretty big for a cockroach. Ron: Emm, not really. Chester: Ah, what do you know!? I have a world to concur! Ron: Oh man, we�ll never get through that. You okay KP? KP? Kim: B-bugs. B-big bugs! Ron: Oh, yea, that�s real nice, just mock my weakness. Kim: B-b-big bugs! Ron: Hey, you�re not mocking. What happened to �just flick �em?� Kim: Huh-ha, that�s when they were little and um, flick able, now they�re um� Ron: Coming this way! Oh, hey look, that one�s lost. Hey little guy. You okay? Kim: Ick! It�s touching you! Ron: Heh, weird huh? Guess I�m only freaked out by the little ones. These bigger ones are cute, like a shinny puppy with a shell. Kim: Puppies don�t have shells! Ron: Hey! He likes me! Can I keep �em? Kim: The hurl factor�s approaching critical here. Sitch it Wade. Wade: I lost Yapese�s signal. It�s going to take me a while to recalibrate. Ron: That�ll give us time to get acquainted with our new friend. Kim: Ron, I�m all for making new friends, but this� Ron: Whoa KP! Just because Roachie�s different that�s no reason for you to be a roachist. Kim: I�m not a �Roachist� it just seems so� oh, look at that. Ron: Oh yea! Oh! No! No! Noo! Kim: I don�t believe it. Ron: Me neither. Roachie�s got an unfair advantage with the mad moves. Kim: No, I can�t believe you bonded with� the� la cucaracha. Ron: La grande cucaracha KP, makes all the difference in the world, am I right Roachie? That�s wrong man, that�s just wrong. Kim: You were not just speaking bug? Ron: Oh, I guess I was. Huh Rufus: Huh-ha, bug! Ron: Roachie�s hungry, wanted a snack, and now I don�t have to take out the garbage anymore. Kim: You don�t find eating garbage a little� beyond gross? Ron: Hey, don�t knock it until you try it. Okay, actually knock it, I tried it, it�s not so good. Kim: Wade, whatcha got? Wade: Good news and bad news. Kim: I�m ready for anything. Wade: The good news is, I figured out why I lost the rophlax signal, Yapese altered the device�s magnification, causing a shift in the traceable frequency. Kim: But you found him now right? Wade: That�s the bad news. Apparently Yapese�s been spending the last few days irradiating his roaches with his new and improved rophlax. Kim: My geepers are officially creeped. You�re the roach boy; you can handle this on your own right? Ron: Kim, I got over my bug issues, you gotta deal too or we�re chunked. Kim: We are so chunked. Look at that. Those bugs are just ridiculous big. Ron: Right, this is dangerous. Roachie better stand back. Kim: Roachie listens to you? Ron: Well except at bed time, it�s always five more minutes, and and can I have a glass of dirty water? Kim: You�re like the roach whisperer. Oh well maybe you can talk to all those other bugs? Ron: Huh? You think? Kim: Gah! Ron: �Gah?� what�s �Gah?� you know if your trying to speak roach, you got it all wring KP, you gotta click with your mandible. Much better. Oohhh! Kim: Okay Mr. Mandible, you�re on. Ron: Um� ahh! I can�t speak bug under pressure! Kim: Ron�s in trouble. Ron: Your gonna step on me? How ironic is that? Chester: Come my bug battalions, today Middleton, tomorrow Upperton. Kim: Don�t think so. What was this thing again? Oh that�s right, stolen. Chester: You don�t understand! Without that I can�t control them! Ron: But Roachie can! Kim: I have to admit, leading them to the landfill was pretty inspired. Ron: It was Roachie�s idea really, the little recycler. What�s wrong little guy? Kim: I know it feels like Roachie�s part of the team. But you want hi to be happy right? Ron: Well, yea but... the lunch lady said that if I brought Roachie I�d get expelled and� oh, oh you mean� right. Roachie? You�re the best dog sized insect a guy could ever want. I know we�ve bonded, I feel like an honorary bug, but it�s better if you�re with your friends. I�ll come visit you, and I will think of you every time I step on something crunchy. Now go on. Get out of here you little multileged scamp. It�s a buffet out there for you. Whoa hey, come on that tickles. Kim: I�m not tearing up because this is touching alright; the wind�s coming off miles of garbage. Ron: Good bye Roachie. Rufus: Bye bye. Roachie: Bye bye. Kim: So Ron, you okay with little bugs now? Ron: KP, thanks to Roachie, the Ron man is without bug issues. What�s that? Is that a garbage spider?! It�s a garbage spider! Garbage spider! Get it off! Get it off! It�s got my nose!
