By wallaceb Kim: Why would Drakken want to steal from a hydraulics lab? Ron: You ask why, I ask how? Kim: How? Ron: How fast can we get out of here? How long till I loose my pants? How bad will I get� oh! Hurt! Kim: Let�s save time. What ever you�ve stolen, give it back. Shego: We haven�t stolen a darn thing. Drakken: I�ve stolen the darn thing Shego. Let�s go. Kim: Gha! Shego: That�s what happens when you buy off the rack. Kim: I stick with what works. Shego: yea, season, after season, after season. Kim: Since we�re being honest, I am so over the green. Shego: This, this is a classic. Ron: Got her Kim! Oh! Ow! The hot steamy badness! Shego: Later fashion don�t. Ron: Kim! Kiiiimmm!! Mrs. Dr. P: I�m sorry Ron, there�s nothing I can do. Ron: But er, you can sow up the damage can�t you? Mrs. Dr. P: Ron, I�m a brain surgeon, not a miracle worker. Besides, I�m kinda busy right now. Ron: Well it was worth a shot. Kim: I told you she only sows living tissue. Mrs. Dr P: Clear! Kim: Good to go Ron! Ron: Yea but what are you gonna do about your mission outfit KP? Kim: No Big, Club Banana employee discount. What do you mean? I saw them 2 weeks ago. I even sold a pair. Monique: The last pair. Those cargo pants have been discontinued. Kim: Well, what about the a� Monique: Crop top too. Kim: Oh great! That means I�ll have to buy� the cheap nock offs. Lady: Sorry, they blew out of here at a buck 99. Kim: Even the knock offs are gone? Wade: Still no theory on Drakken and the Hydraulics heist, but I did search 14,000 online retail sites for your mission outfit. Kim: You can do anything Wade. Wade: Er� about that. Kim: No� Can you believe this? My look was every where, now it�s no where. Ron: its tough staying tight with the fashion KP, believe me, I know. Kim: But at least there�s still the battle suit. Wade: Er� about that. Numerous problems, including a glitch with the stealth mode. For 2 hours last night, I couldn�t even find your battle suit. But I�ll keep at it. Kim: please and thank you. Come on Ron. Ah! Mr. Barkin. Barkin: Where do you think you�re going Possible? Hmmm? Kim: Ah� history class. Barkin: But then you�d miss your college admissions appointment with your guidance counselor, wouldn�t you? Kim: Today? Barkin: Okay Possible, let�s get to it. Kim: You�re my guidance counselor? Barkin: Affirmative. Ever since Mrs. Spenstrum decided to change careers and go into professional shrimping. Now I assume you�ve narrowed the field to three universities? Kim: Well, no. I� three? Barkin: Scheduled a day to take your factual aptitude test? Kim: Um� not exactly. Barkin: Finished a prepped a college entrance essay? Kim: I haven�t started any essay per say� Barkin: Letters of recommendation? Kim: Na-ha. Barkin: Well I�m a stick then. I thought you wanted to go to college Possible?! Here, take this info sheet on shrimping just in case. Shego: We�re building a university? Drakken: It may look like a university on the outside. But on the inside� Shego: It also looks like a university. Drakken: Wrong you are Shego! Welcome to my new super lair! Shego: Seriously? Drakken: What better place to hide my greatest super weapon ever!? The inter-continental-electro-magniticsizer. And because I put college dot lair on the grant applications, the government�s paying for everything. Except for the key parts we still need to steal. Shego: Eh, pretty impressive for a college reject. Drakken: Hey! College drop out Shego. They let me in, I let myself out. Kim: Wow, college sure is� a lot of paper work and stuff. Mrs. Dr. P: Naturally honey, it�s a giant step. Everything changes. Kim: Everything? Mrs. Dr. P: I know� isn�t it exciting? Kim: Yea, exciting, change is good. Hey, wait a minute� this stuff is all for the University of Upperton. Mrs. Dr. P: Hmmm, how�s that happen? Kim: Maybe an alumni did it? Mom? Mrs. Dr. P: Well, they do have a wonderful pre-med program. You know, FYI. Mr. Dr. P: Kimmie, I understand you need new mission ware. Kim: You know where I can still buy? Mr. Dr. P: Oh no, better. Pretty sweet isn�t she? Kim: This is better? Mrs. Dr. P: See honey, it has been my dream to see you save the world without baring you�re mid-riff. Kim: You want me to ware it? Suit: Greetings Miss. Possible, would you like to try me on now? Mr. Dr. P: Looking good Kimmie. And it�s the very latest in astro-blasto technology. Kim: It�s sort of bulky. Suit: I beg your pardon? Mr. Dr. P: Press the orange life support button on your control panel. Battle ready for any atmospheric conditions. Kim: I appreciate that dad. But I�m not sure this is going to work. Mr. Dr. P: Did I mention the built in Kiminicator? Kim: Hey Wade, what�s the stich? Wade: Uh� you first Kim. Are you inside a space suit? Mr. Dr. P: Mission suit Wade. Wade: Ok. Drakken and Shego were spotted breaking into the Middleton Magnetic Institute. Kim: Didn�t know there was one. But I�m on it. Wade: Good luck, looks like you�ll need it. Mr. Dr. P: I heard that. Kim: Ok dad, no choice but to try it. Mr. Dr. P: Then you�ll need to know about the purple button. Rockets are go! Drakken: The trans-hemispheric-megneta-scope is mine Shego! Shego: Now we can live happily ever after. Kim: Once upon a crime. Ron: Ok, I�m so being out shined right now, it�s not even funny. Shego: Ha-ha! You know what�s funny? That get up. It�s an astro-not. Ron: Pain recognized gain. Drakken: Finish the job Shego. I�ll be waiting in the get away craft. Wade: Kim, I think I know that Drakken�s trying to steal. Kim: Wade move, I can�t see. Wade: Oh, call me back. Kim: Gha! Shego: Ha! Kim: Oh no! Shego: Can�t dress, you can�t fight, you got no mojo. Kim: You wish. Shego: Suit yourself then. Ron: Kim! [Suit: Sorry I failed you Kim Possible. Wade: So Drakken�s obviously stealing parts to build something. Kim: But what? I so hate surprises. Monique: Surprise! Kim: Call ya back Wade. What�s all this? Monique: Need a mission suit? I go your back girl. I�ve been waiting to take this assignment for a long time. Kim: What�s that supposed to mean? Monique: Uh, check the goods. Flexible, rip resistant, button or zip front, optional pockets, v-neck, or crew. Kim, you feel ok? Kim: Um, yea, think so. Uh, hello? Mrs. Dr. P: Hi honey, something urgent�s come up, can you get away? Kim: So why are we at you�re old university? Mrs. Dr. P: I pulled some strings, called in a favor and well, the dean cleared his schedule and can do your personal interview right now. Dean: Miss Possible, come, come. Mrs. Dr. P: You can thank me later. Good luck honey. Kim: Um, hi. Dean: Let�s get to it shall we? Why should this university consider you for admission Miss Possible? Kim: Well� oh sorry, this must look bad, could I just� Wade: Reports of a break in at the Middleton Geological Center. Kim: We have a geological center too? Who knew? Jim: Hey Kim, heard you need a new mission suit. Wade: Hey, I was talking to Kim. Tim: But this is an emergency. Wade: I know, I�m trying to brief her, so stop interrupting. Jim: Your suit is� Wade: Drakken�s probably gonna steal the... Jim: Check the trunk Kim. Ron: Um, what about me? Hellooo?! I have to know where to go. Kim: Geological center Ron. Hurry. Ron: Where�s that? Drakken: Gha! Drakken and Shego: *laugh hysterically* Drakken: Oh Shego! My sides hurt! Shego: I know, I know, where are the fashion police when you need em? Kim: See how funny you find this! Drakken: Stop it, I can�t take it any more! Kim: I can�t believe Drakken and Shego got away, again, I really need my old mission clothes mojo. Ron: Aint no mojo in clothes. That�s not what makes Kim Possible possible. Kim: Oh, I think I�ll keep you around Ron. Ron: Unless you know, what if those were your lucky duds? The secret to your success without which you can never defeat Drakken or Shego or anyone?! Course, that�s just one theory. Kim: This is so frustrating. Gha, I don�t have time to shop for a new mission outfit because of college admissions, and I don�t have time for college admissions because I need to shop for a new mission outfit. Ron: Wow KP, ok hang on, woo-woo! One crisis at a time. Other wise I get you know so confused it�s ridiculous. Kim: Even if I did go shopping this afternoon, who�d give me a second opinion? Ron: Desperate time, desperate measures. Kim: The Fashionistans? The clothing criminals we put in jail? Ron: Who better to design your new mission outfit? Guy1: So, about the orange jump suit. Girl1: We�ve got seamsistrises on the outside.
Girl2. Cheaper, faster, below whole sale. Guard: I�ll talk to my people. Girl2: Ok, who is that blocking our sun? Girl1: We only get one hour a day. Guy1: well, there goes the prison yard. Ron: Yo fashion felons, my lady and I are cruising for some hip designage, so we came to the best. Kim: Or the worst. Guy1: Sorry, not gunna happen. Kim: Well, I guess if we can�t interest them in designing my new signature mission outfit� Guy1: Don�t move. Pen! Girl2: Shorten the sleeve. Girl2: Move the pocket, Girl1: Adjust that. Girl2: Change the neck line more, linear. Rufus: Hm-hm, oh yea! Ron: ha, oh gee, ha-ha, sorry about that. Guy1: Ball! Kim: I love it! It�s perfect. Girl1: Yes the perfect mission clothes. Girl2: To break us out of here. Kim: No deal. Girl2: What evs! Kim: Dah! Hey! So dad, how many colleges did you apply to? Mr. Dr. P: Well honey, there was only one college for me. MIST. Kim: MIST? Mr. Dr. P: Middleton�s Institute of Science and Technology. I�ll give you a tour. How about tomorrow afternoon? Kim: Oh, well, um� Mr. Dr. P: Good, ,seeing as you�ve already visited your mother�s university. Barkin: Possible! Kim: Don�t worry Mr. Barkin, colleges, tests, applications, I�m on it. Ron: ah, and when is my college admissions appointment Mr. B? Barkin: Ha-ha-ha. You? Ron: Uh-hu. C+ grade average, former Mad Dog, current all star running back, how many colleges are courting me huh? You know I mean I list count. Zero KP! Not one of these so called �institutions of higher learning� asked about the Stoppable-san. Kim: Yea, that�s really surprising. Ron: Oh hey, check it out, new college opening this fall. Kim: Maybe I�m trying too hard? Maybe all I need is this t-shirt and these cuffed jeans. Ron: Cuffed jeans? Kim: Yea, how over? Ron: I think I was 12. International Continental University. You know since they�ve never had students before, they can�t be that picky. Yep, sounds like ICU is a perfect fit. You wanna come with KP? Kim: Can�t, touring my dad�s college today. Stay positive Possible. You will find a new mission outfit. Ron: Rufus? Something we�ve said? Rufus: No, plans! Ron: Plans? What plans? Rufus: Oh sorry, gotta go! Ron: Oh don�t tell me he�s touring colleges too? Oh man, now I�m in a funk. And it�s not a good look for me. Kim: Bueno Nacho later? Ron: Eh, I think I�ll keep you around. Driver: Where to buddy? Mr. Dr. P: Ah, lab 32A. The first chemistry lab I ever accidentally blew up. Maybe one day soon, you�ll be evacuating a lab on this very campus Kimmie. Kim: Right� Mr. Dr. P: Come on, 8 more buildings to tour in Earth Sciences alone. Kim: Great. Mr. Dr. P: And here is where I studied the principles of micro dynamic energies. My introduction to computational methods of nano bio-technology. I can still feel the rush. Experimental compound RF78. This is dating myself, but they were only working RF16 when I was an undergrad. I wonder� Kim: Ah, dad� are you sure about sticking your hand in there? Mr. Dr. P: Kimmie, there is no place for skepticism in science. Now, watch this. Well, I�ll be� they perfected it! Kim: Wow, I didn�t know you were that strong. Mr. Dr. P: I�m not, RF78 absorbs energy, multiplies it, and then outputs it. And they�ve seemed to solved the hives glitch too. Kim: Go Wade. Wade: Guess where Drakken and Shego are stealing something now. Kim: Where? Wade: About 30 yards from you! Computer lab 35T. Mr. Dr. P: No dice Wade, that�s a top secret lab with the highest level security, no body gets in. we were just about to tour it. Wade: They should be tripping the alarm now. Good luck Kim. Kim: And the battle suit? Wade: Still working on it. Kim: Say, dad? Shego: Shouldn�t you be shopping for something suitable to ware? Kim: Why? Purple seems to be my color. Drakken: It�s like a little slice of experimental computer chip heaven. Kim: I�ll take that. Drakken: Shego! Is it so hard to keep one bouncing teenager at bay? Shego: Trying! Drakken: Quantum tectonic microchip, at last! Shego: Oh, she�s making me more nauseous then usual. Looks like purple isn�t your color after all Kimmie. Then come to think about it, what is? Mr. Dr. P: Kimmie! Kim: Dad! Mr. Dr. P: Don�t worry honey, when you reach the speed of light, the compound breaks down. Ron: Hello? Drakken: Behold! The final piece. World domination at last! Ron: Let me guess, not a real university? Shego: Oh, your gunna be schooled. Kim: I�ve tried everything. Mr. Dr. P: Kimmie, you�ll find something. Kim: I won�t! Maybe Ron was right. Mr. Dr. P: Ronald right? About what exactly? Kim: Maybe the clothes were key. Without my mission outfit, I�m Kim Impossible. Drakken: Where is that Kim Possible? My arms and jaw are killing me. Shego: Don�t you hate it when heroes show up late? It�s just so rude. Ron: I told you, I came alone! KP doesn�t know I�m here. Drakken: You know what, I�m beginning to think he came alone. And that Kim Possible doesn�t know that he�s here. Drakken: yea, ok, never went to college did he? Shego: Reject. Drakken: Drop out Shego! For the last time they let me in, I just� ah! Without Kim Possible, there�s no one to stop me from charging my greatest invention. The� Shego: We know! The intercontinental� huey� migjiggy. Drakken: The inter-continental-electro-magniticsizer Shego! It�s charging! Ron: So, what does it do? Shego: Curious myself. In an �I know this will never work� sort of way. Drakken: Let me educate you both being that this is a university. Ron and Shego: No it�s not. Drakken: Once charged with enough electrons an intense magnetic field will merge the world�s continents into one super continent! Shego: Oo! It moves continents? Who would want one of those? Drakken: Oh, think how easy it will be to rule the world Shego, if it�s all in one central location? No more bumpy trans-Atlantic flights. Shego: Because there won�t be an Atlantic? Drakken: That�s right! One ocean, one continent, and best of all, one time zone! Shego: Hmm, I do hate to set my watch. Oh good, the next time I�m in Miami I can walk next door to Morocco and buy carpet. Ron: You�ll never get away with this Drakken. Drakken: What, why!? What do you know? Ron: Oh, oh nothing, it just seemed like the thing to say. Monique: Hi, may I help you? Rufus: Uh-hu. Monique: What are you sketching Rufus? Kim�s new mission outfit! Rufus: Yep! Monique: I think you�re onto something. Guy: Hey, are you gunna order anything? Kim: Waiting for my boy friend. For 2 hours. Ron a no show on a three for one Chimereato day? Drakken: Oo! Look how the continents fit together like a puzzle, and only I Dr. Drakken, was brilliant enough to see it. Ron: Um, not really. You know the earth used to be like that a few hundred million years ago. Drakken: wha� it�s been done before? Ron: Yea, it was called Pangaea. I missed it on a test, or was it is the only one I got right. Drakken: Pangaea, hmmm, I don�t want to copy, I�ll call it Drakkengaea! Yes ha-ha! What it works. Ron: Phone on vibrate. It tickles! KP, stop callin, I can�t take it. Shego: Hey Kimmie, you�re boy friend says not to call him anymore. Kim: Shego and Drakken have Ron. I need a trace on Ron�s cell phone. Wade: Easy, I can do that with one hand. A place called International Continental�. Kim: University� that�s the college Ron�s touring today. Wade: Running a geothermal scan now. Hydraulics, magnetic, tectonic sensors, everything Drakken and Shego stole in the last 48 hours. Kim: Looks like I got a new college to visit. Wade: Good, glad you�re not letting your fashion disaster take your head out of the game Kim: Not when Ron needs me. Mission gear, or no mission gear. Monique: How about new mission gear? Rufus: Surprise! Drakken: It�s almost done charging! 3-2-1! Kim: Since we�re counting, I count one, oh no, two losers. Drakken: Kim Possible!? Ron: KP! Hey, sweet mission threads. Shego: The look actually works, and it totally bugs me to have to say it. Kim: And I can�t wait to break em in. Shego: Neither can I. Ron: Nice KP! How�s it feel? Kim: Like I�m back! Drakken: It�s working Shego! Shego: Yea, I�m as shocked as you. Kim: What�s that thing supposed to do? Ron: Merge all the continents into one. Kim: You mean like Pangaea? Drakken: Drakkengaea! Shego: Um, Dr. D, you did build this place to seismic standards? Didn�t you? Drakken: Seismic� standards? Shego: Yea, as in the shaking as entire continents move! Drakken: It�s always one tiny detail! Gha! You think you�re new mission clothes are all that, but they�re not! Ron: Say, thanks for the save Kim. Kim: Back at ya. I�m not sure what would have happened if you hadn�t gotten captured. Ron: That�s what I�m here for KP. Kim: One more mission to go. The college admission uh mission. Ron: Hey! A question about Pangaea! Mrs. Dr. P: So, we�re dying to know, to my other modern? Mr. Dr. P: Or mine? Kim: Um, actually neither. Ron: But I did! Kim: Ron applied to every college. Mr. Dr. P: Every college in the country?! Ron: Playing the odds. Mrs. Dr. P: Kimmie, what about you? Kim: Well, medical school was perfect for you mom, and science for you dad. But I gotta go with my� Ron: Mojo. Mr. Dr. P: Mojo? Is that a state school? Kim: I applied to these schools. Actually, Drakken sort of gave me the idea. Mrs. Dr. P: Drakken? Mr. Dr P: Hong Kong? London? Venice? Kim: It�s a small world. I know, I�ve saved it over and over. Mr. Dr. P: Well, we couldn�t be prouder. Ron: I�ve gotta send out more applications. A lot more. Girl1: So, we get you the orange jump suits, and you get us out of laundry duty? Guard: Done. Kim: And you�re done too. Guard: Got the entire bribe on tape. Guy1: This is an outrage! Ron: Don�t do the crime if you can�t to the time. Or something like that. Guy1: I meant your mission clothes. Girl2: yea, that�s our design! Kim: Uh, gotta go! Bye!
