Mego: Shego? Wego 1 & 2: Hego? Hego and Mego: Wego? Hego, Mego, and the Wegos: What are you doing here? Mego: Well, I'm here to to accept my Go City's Most Awesome Hero Award! Wego 1:Then, this the Teen Twins Mixer? Wego 2:Rats! Hego:So, I'm gussing I'm not the Quick Service Restaurant Manager of the Year? Shego:Uhh... which means that my free coconut scrub and herbal wrap is, in fact-- Voice:A trap? Woman:It's so easy to capture Team Ego! Hego:Electronique? You broke out of the specially constructed non-conductive plastic prison? Mego: No, she's still there. Of course she broke out, you big dolt! Wego 1:Not necessessarily. Wego 2:She could be out on a, uhh... work, uhh... furlough... thingy. Shego:Hello? Can we focus on the fact that Miss Sparky's pointing a weapon at us? Hego:Right! Weapon... what is that, exactly? Electronique:The Reverse Polarizer. Hego:Which is...? Come on, I'm a hero, not an... electrical... guy! Electronique:Just a weentsy thing that will completely reverse your wiring! Prepare to be turned from valiant heroes into eeevil little henchpeoples! Shego:Whoa, whoa! Yeah, yeah, about that-- you've been away a while, there's something you should know about me-- Mr. Barkin:Listen up, people! Mr. Barkin:Ms. Carlson, while catching some big air at the skate park, neglected to check for crosswinds. Ron:You're taking over this class too? Mr. Barkin:No, Stoppable. She'll be taking over this class! Kim: Shego? Shego:Good morning, class! Class: Good morning, Miss Go! Kim:Ron, that's Shego! Ron:Nah, it's not Shego, it's See, it says so on the board! Kim:Putting something on the board doesn't make it true! Ron:Oh, sure, y'know, when I said that in 20th Century History, I got sent to the office! Kim:The moon landing wasn't faked in the Arizona desert, Ron! Ron:, Kim! Besides, what would Shego be doing in Middleton? Mr. Barkin:If there's, um, anything I can do... Shego:Gee, thanks, Mr. Barkin! Mr. Barkin:Please... call me Steven. Steve... whatever rolls off your tongue. Mr. Barkin:And don't let them tell you that they're supposed to have class outside! We put a stop to that after the jellyfish episode! Miss Go: Oh, that's so sweet! You took the class to the beach! Mr. Barkin: No beach. Just jellyfish... don't ask. Kim and Ron: Huh? Drakken:Shego, can you get this open? Shego? Shego? Mego: There you are! Shego: Uhh... h-hey, guys! Hego:You shouldn't have run off like that, sister! Shego:Listen, guys, I-I-I don't want any trouble... Kim: Since Shego:Hey, that's private property! How would you feel if somebody did that to your truck? Hego:VENGEFUL! Mego: He doesn't even have a truck! Kim:Aren't you guys being a little rough? Even if it is Shego. Wegos: Hey! Kim Possible! Mego: I remember her. She's bossy! Shego:Oh, here, Ronald, let me help! Ron:You wanna help? HAH! Y’know, I told Kim you weren't Shego! Shego:Except I am Shego! Ron:For reals? Hego:Feel the wrath of this very large sack of what seems to be concrete! Shego: You okay, sweetie? Kim:Sweetie? Um, yeah, but-- Ron:Look out! Shego:Ooh! Sorry... he always does that move. It never works! Shego:Uh, we should probably get out of here. All this roughhousing – ooh! Hego:Regroup! Wego: We’re trying! Watch where you’re going, Hego! Hego:Maybe if there weren’t so darn many of you! Mego: Feet! Watch the feet! Wego: Funny time to be shrinking, Mego! Hego:It appears that they got away. Mego: Well, duh! Shego:, that’s good cocoa moo! How’s yours? Kim:Cocoa moo? Ron:Mmm... it’s good. Good... um, y’know, cocoa moo. Shego:Ooh, something wrong, Ronnie? Ron:Y’know, it’s just that I’ve never been this close to you without sudden impact. Shego: You’re silly! I’m silly! This whole sitch is silly! Ron:Heh, heh, heh... ehh... and how... huh. Kim:So, one of Team Go’s old enemies-- Shego:Yeah, yeah, Electronique! Funny story – we put her away back in the day – oh, that rhymes! Did you notice? Kim:Put her away? Oh, back before you signed on with Drakken. Shego:Mm-hmm. She still thought I was part of the team. Shego:Told you! Silly! Ron:Electronique? Hmm, electrical villain? Mmm, I guess we've been due for one of those! Shego:Well, she's an electronics whiz! I mean, if it's got wires, she can make it a weapon! And if it's already a weapon, she can make it a better weapon! Kim:And the weapon she made better...? Shego:Jack Hench’s Attitudinator, yeah! Oh, you remember! Ron:: NACOS! Booyah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah! Ron:: Yeah... heh-heh... good times. Rufus: Mmm... cocoa-moo! Kim:So, she used it to turn all of Team Go from good guys to bad. Shego:Yeah. Ron:But you were already bad. Shego:Have you Electronique? You tell her anything! Kim:She turned you good... by accident. Shego:Luckily, I have my degree in Child Development to fall back on. Ron:Then the teaching thing...? Shego:Yeah, I’m fully credentialed. Kim:Well, this is great. Weird, but great! If it weren’t for all your brothers being evil, I mean. Shego:Well, I figured that this was the last place they would look, but... now that they found me, I – I don’t know what I’m gonna do! Kim:Umm... Ron:KP, she’s giving you– Kim:Not the Puppy Dog Pout! Oh, all right... maybe I have an idea. You can stay here. Shego:Thanks, Kimmy! I knew I could count on you! Kim:No big! At least, not until I have to explain it to my parents. Wade, did you get it? Wade:Yep! Brain wave scan complete. But it’ll take a while to analyze it. Kim:The sooner, the better! This is all majorly disorienting! Drakken:Shego, this was funny a couple of hours ago, but not anymore! SHEGO! Kim:Morning! Jim: Um, isn’t that the lady who’s always punching and kicking you? Shego:Uhh, guilty. Mr. Dr. P: Hold the phone. Hon, why is your nemesis in our breakfast nook? Kim: Shego needs a place to stay for a few days because one of Team Go’s old enemies blasted her with a personality reversal ray so that now she’s good and her brothers are evil.
Dr. Possible: Oh! Well... Jim, Tim, scoot over and make some room for your sister’s arch-foe. Tim: My eggs are cold. I’m gonna go microwave ‘em. Shego:Oh, I’ll save you a trip! Oops... sorry! Thanks for the lift, KP! Thanks for – everything! You’re the best! Kim:Uh, sure! Don’t mention it! Wade! Brain scan! Anything? Wade:It’s the signature of the Attitudinator all right, Kim! Not an evil thought in her head! You won’t meet a nicer person! Kim:Okay, new reality. I’ll adjust. Uhh… eventually! Shego:How sweet! An apple for the teacher! Now which one of you is Stevie? Ron: There’s no Stevie in this class! Electronique:Go Tower. It is fabulous! Of course, we will need to rename… Gather the henchpeople! Where are the henchpeople? Hego:Out looking for Shego. Mego: We lost her. Hego:Apparently, unsuccessfully. Electronique:Uh, who told you to look for Shego? Wego 1:It just seemed… Wego 2:… like a good idea. Electronique:Rule one........It is not a good idea unless it comes from me! Hego:But you wanted all of Team Go to be your evil henchpeople. Was that the plan or not? Electronique:That was only part of my revenge for putting me in that miserable prison! For keeping there, I twist the power of Team Go to bring Go City to its knees! Mego: All right! Wego 1:Good plan! Wego 2:Good one! Wego 1:Nice! Hego:Umm… but cities don’t have knees! Mego: That was a, whaddayacallit, a similie! Wego 1:It’s not a similie! Wego 2:It’s a metaphor! Hego:The topic here is geography, not English! Or is it anatomy? Electronique:*grrrrrr*.....It… is… an ORDER! Hego, Mego, and the Wegos: Yes, Electronique. Electronique:Good unison talking. Very important in the henchpeople! Shego:N-n-no, those shoes were totally you! I mean I’m serious, you should so buy them! Kim:Y’think? We could go back… Ron:Oh! I’ve been looking all over for you! starts today! Look, if we run and push people out of our way, we can just make the matinee! Kim:Tempting, but I already promised Shego we were gonna get our eyebrows waxed. Ron:Okay, but we’re gonna ha– You – wax – your – eyebrows, huh? What’s that about? Kim:Forget I mentioned it! Ron:Done. Hey, y’kn– she can come, too! Shego:That’s sweet, Ron, but was so contrived, I gave up on the whole series. What about ? Ron:Chick flick! How did we get from bricks to chicks? Kim:Oh, I’ve been wanting to see that! I’m kind of over the whole saga too. Hey, we’ll catch up later at Bueno Nacho, okay? Ron:Si. Well, it looks like it’s you and me, Rufus. Rufus: Ron:Oh, oh, come on, don’t tell me you’d rather see too? Rufus: Uh-huh… uh, yeah. Ron: Wego 1:Hi, Stacy! We’re robbing you! Wego 2:We’re evil now! Woman: This is terrible! Can’t anybody stop Team Go? Shego:Oh, h-hi, Ronster. We were just talking about you! Ron:Talking about me how? Did it have something to do with pants? Kim:No-nooo–*ppht!* Shego:Okay, okay, okay… refill time! Ron:KP, Shego is not our friend! She’s older, and criminal-er! And what about her brothers? Kim:We’ll help them. But Shego’s having a good time! And the fiercely freaky thing? I am too! Ron:With Shego? I c-uh… do you hear what you’re saying? This have anything to do with all that eyebrow-waxing business? Kim:Ron, sometimes, when you really get to know somebody – and after their brain waves are flipped – you’ll find that you have more in common than you think! She’s like a big sister! Ron:Yes, a big sister who used to punch and kick you! And mean it! Shego:Kim! Two-for-one coupon! Upperton Museum of Modern Art! Kim:Wow! Ron:Ahh! You like art now too? Kim:Yeah! Wanna come along? Ron:Pass! You and Shego in a museum and not fighting is jus-just too weird! Ron:I suppose you wanna go to the museum, too? Rufus: Mmm-mm, no way! Ron:Well, that’s somethin’, anyway. Electronique:Not bad. Go City isn’t destroyed yet, but this is a start! Hego:Uhh, what’s with the chicken? Wego 2:Who doesn’t like chicken? Electronique: don’t like chicken! Mego: I told you she doesn’t like chicken! Wego 2:You didn’t say squat about chicken! Hego:Guys! No fighting! We’re evil henchpeople now! Let’s be professional about it. Mego: Way to kiss up, Hego! Hego:I’m not kissing up! It’s a simple statement of fact! Wego 2:Uh, guys? Eletronique’s warmin’ up the hurt! Electronique:How did the four of you ever manage to get anything done? Hego, Mego, and the Wegos: Shego. Hego:She had a way of keeping things focused. When she left, the team sorta fell apart. Electronique:Okay, new plan. Bring me Shego. If I turn her evil again, maybe between the two of us, we can bring Go City to its knees! Hego:Um, about the knees thing – Electronique:DON’T start with me! Just get Shego! Hego:Okay, okay! Hego:So… you’re not gonna eat that chicken, right? Electronique:GO! Henchman:[b] Ow ow ow…
[b]Drakken:Next! Shego:Guess what? Steve Barkin just asked me out! What do I do? I’m weak on the whole dating thing.” Kim:Say what? Shego:Seriously, that whole Drakken business didn’t leave a lot of time for socializing! Kim:Ohh… well… the thing is… you-you just sort of… um… I can’t believe this is happening! Shego:Why don’t you come with? We’ll make it a double date! Kim:Me and Ron? With you and Mr. Barkin? Shego:Sure! It’ll be a blast! Kim:I don’t know… Ron and Mr. Barkin: WHAT? Uhh… Mr. Barkin:Well......Stoppable. .....Possible. So glad you could join us. Ron:You don’t sound so glad. Mr. Barkin:So, I guess you two, uhh, know each other, huh? Shego:Oh, uh, Kimmie and I? Like, uh, forever! Mr. Barkin:Do tell. Kim: Uhh, don’t tell! Shego:What do you mean? Kim:Let’s just say, bad idea to bring up world domination on a first date! Ron: Or marriage! Mr. Barkin: Uh, I’m still here. Shego:Hi! Shego:So-so, how do you know Kim? Mr. Barkin:Detention. It’s a great way to get to know the students without having to actually talk to them. Mr. Barkin:Possible, that sounds like your car alarm, better check; Stoppable, go ask why nobody’s brought us breadsticks yet! Ron:That’s not your car alarm. Kim:And they don’t even have breadsticks here. Ron:Bueno Nacho? Kim:You know it! Shego:Thanks for everything! I had a wonderful time! Have you ever notice how Stevie’s eyes sparkle when he smiles? Ron:He smiles? Weird. Kim:Uh, Shego, something’s come up. Reporter: Team Go – once our proud protectors, now our evil enemies. And this is the scene tonight, as the city reels from the unexplained onslaught. Reporter: Oh – AAAH! Shego:Oh, no, those poor boys? Ron:Poor boys? What about Go City? Shego:The best way to help Go City is to help my brothers! Tomorrow – Shego and Kim: We have to go to Go Tower! Shego:Jinx! You owe me a soda! Oh, by the way, we’ll need to be back by six. Stevie’s taking me roller skating! Kim:I love roller skating, but we never go, because Ron always falls. Ron:Rufus, tell no one, but I’m missing the old Shego. Drakken:Now… you will learn… the price… of defying me! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Electronique:What is going on here? Hego:We were just about to brawl with Shego and Kim Possible! Ron:Uh, and Ron Stoppable! You must be the electro-villain! Hello, we haven’t met! Electronique:Huh. Sidekicks. Well, don’t let me stop you! Kim: We’ll take care of Team Go. You get that personality reverser! Wego: Where do you think you’re going? Electronique:I don’t know what you are, but I do know my shoe is bigger than you! Foolish pink thing, you know not what you do! Ron:Owwwieowww Wego: Get him! Ron: I think not! Boo-yah-hah! Rufus:Uh-oh. Kim:Not again! Shego: You okay? Hego:Yes, now… what happened to him? Shego:I think he’s evil now. Hego:Oh. How bad can that be? Shego:You’d… be surprised. Ron:You want evil? I’ll show you evil! A-boo-yah-hah-hah-hah-hah! Electronique: Give me that! Evil up, Hego! Shego:Uh-oh! Ron:Oh, you’re going about this all wrong! You’re acting like an evil poser! Electronique:You want to see my power? Ron:Ooh, someone’s a little touchy! You couldn’t even figure out that the first person you should have used this on was Kim Possible! Electronique:Oh, no you don’t! This is evil revenge! Ron:Kimberly Ann Possible! We meet again! Hey! Kim:Knock it off, Ron! We carpooled? Keep Electronique busy. Ron:Why should I help you? Kim:That’s why. Hego:Now we end this! Ron:Aahhhh… where… uh-oh! Electronique:Let me show you how I deal with interlopers! Ron:Um, actually, I think I can guess, if you wanna save yourself some time. Hego:Step aside, son! Team Go is back! Electronique:Eep! You win this round, but you haven’t seen the last of Electronique! No prison can hold me! I’ll be back! Ron:My bad, hehe! Electronique:Just as soon as I serve out my full sentence, with possible time off for good behavior! Hego:Good riddance, electro-foe! Thanks for your help, Miss Possible! Sis, it’s good to see you on the side of justice, and all things right and good again! Mego: Yeah, what he said. Wegos: Ditto! Kim:Hego’s right. It was good to be on the same side. Shego:Yeah, Kimmie, I couldn’t tell you this while I was evil, but— Ron:Mistake! Sorry! Shego:*GRRR* Ron:Hang on, hang on, I can fix this! Drakken:Shego! I need you! Shego:Hmm. He needs me! Next time, Kimmie! Drakken:While you were gone, I started a new project! Um, Operation Gherkin! Kim:You know, I liked her as a good guy. But I guess some people never really change. Ron:Yeah, but bright side? No more double-dating with Stevie! Eww! Drakken:Shego! Now we complete Operation Gherkin! Shego:THIS.....is Operation Gherkin? Drakken:Seriously, I’ve tried everything. Oh, sure, after I loosened it! Shego:Stevie? What’s he doing here? Drakken:Oh, “Stevie”, is it? Well, he’s , that’s what he’s doing! Shego:No, no, wai-wait..... Mr. Barkin:Quit playing games with my head/I’m a sport but I’m not a toy… Shego:Ugh. On second thought…
