Ron: C�mon, Han. We�re going to skip you passed walking and jump right into mad dancin� moves. Rufus: W-woah! Flippies. Ron: Take five, kiddo. But y�know, study that legwork. Kim: So, Mr. Babysitter. The little one got you frazzled, yet? Ron: Frazzled? Nah - there�s no frazzle here. Talkin� to big brother, Kim. It�s all good in the hood. Kim: No doubt, Ron. It�s just that babies can be kind of umm�. Ron: Driper in the diaper? Kim: A handful. Ron: Got it covered. Now check it. Meet the Flippies. Flippies Beach Party. Flippy-sized. And their newest DVD simply titled, Flippin�. Kim: The Flippies? Of Party on the Potty fame? Ron: Oh � don�t hash the Flip, KP. Singing, dancing at the same time. The kids love the Flippies! Kim: And apparently some teenagers, too. Ron: Were it not for Party on the Potty, I�d still be in diapers, today. Kim: But, Ron, that DVD has only been out, for like 2 years?!
Roh: Ho ho � time flies. Oh, look! Looks like Han�s on the move. Kim: Don�t let her out of your sight for even a sec. Trust me. Ron: Big brooother. Kim: Mr. Distraaactable. Ron: Oh, please. I help you defeat mega villains. I think I can handle my own baby sister. Ehhhhhhhhh. Rufus: Oh, boy. Ron: The ceiling! How could you possibly get hand-prints on the Ahhhh! Mom! Mr. Stoppable: Ronald! Ron: It�s not my fault! It was Han�s! She � she� Mrs. Stoppable: Walking! Our little girl�s walking! Mr. Stoppable: Oh, baby�s first steps. Ron: Hehe. Yeah. Cute. Kim: Han is toddling? Oh, you must be so psyched. Ron: Okay. Y�know, yes, to psyche. But can we get back to the point? Kim: That wasn�t the point? Ron: No. The point is what kind of big brother can�t even handle his own baby sister. Kim: I tried to warn you. Ron: Hand-prints on the ceiling, Kim. The ceil-ing! Kim: Uh-huh. Ron: I�m telling you, KP. There�s something about Han. Something� different. Monkey Fist: Imagine. Defeated by a mere infant. Oh Monty, what have you become? I found the keys, unlocked the shrines, so close to my ultimate goal� the monkey mystic weapon! Thanks to the growing list of young people I loathe! I never even discovered what the true nature of the weapon was, much less it�s name! Errrgh. See? I told you scrapbooking the incident would not make me feel any better!..........But I know what will. Yono:, the Destroyer. Two sides of the same mystical force. I need only unleash the Yono: and it will lead me right to its counterpart, the elusive weapon. We need only acquire the missing half of this scroll to locate the Yono:. Then with both the Yono: and the weapon in my possession, I will be unstoppable! Kim: She doesn�t look like an all powerful destoyer of babysitters. But then, they never do. Ron: Another dinner, dad? Mr. Stoppable: Becoming actuary of the year has made me very popular on the lecture circuit. Mrs. Stoppable: It�s sweet of you to help Ron babysit our little Hannah:. Kim: I�m just here for the Flippies. Ron: Ah, that�s right. You kids have fun. Y�know, big bro�s got it all under control. Hehehe...... Ahhhh! I�m in over my head! Water rising, water rising! Kim: It�s okay, Ron. Your parents have faith in you. And so do I. Ron: You don�t understand, Kim, Han is�Huuh? Moving, she�s moving!. Kim: Roooon! Ron: Han? How did you� Ah! Kim: See? What�s the big? Ron: C�mon, Han. Book time. Now turn the page. �Kay, extend the arm, page, page?! . Han: Page. Ron: Look, her first word. I-I taught her that. Kim: Ron, you realize that every moment with Hannah: doesn�t have to be a learning experience, right? Ron: Yeah, if you don�t focus her energy, KP, she�ll be bouncing off the walls. Oh no. Okay, she�s loose. She�s loose! Kim: Relax. It�s no big. I�ll just� umm, ah,. Ron: Now, see, this is what I was saying. Kim: I�ve got her. I�ve�hey! Ron: Han, hey! Hey, hey, woah! Ron: So� this is like a toddler thing? Kim: This isn�t even a Flippy thing. How did she� I mean she�s just a� and the walking on the ceiling. Ron, the ceiling! Ron: Welcome to extreme babysitting, Kim. Kim: I think I�d like to know more about this agency who handled Hannah:�s adoption. Ron: More like �secret� agency. Kim: Meaning? Ron: A front for a covert weapons division who make super babies. Y�know? Like-like project jugger-tot. Mrs. Stoppable: Knock ! Knock! How�d everything go? Ron: It was� interesting. Mr. Stoppable: Now your sister didn�t give you any trouble, did she? Ron: Ah�. Kim: Oh� sweet little Hannah:? Wade: Hey, Kim. How�s the sitter? Kim: Oh, the usual. Sort of. Hehehe. You got somethin�, Wade? Wade: Break in at the Museum of Ancient Artifacts and Antiquitites. Ron: Huh? Not the MAAA. Kim: You�ve been? Ron: Um, not since� ever. Kim: Thought so. Anything signif missing? Wade: You mean like artifacts from a secret sect of Mandrill monks? Kim: Monkey Fist! Ron: Ahh, y�know, I was totally going to say that. Monkey Fist: Oh, what a surprise. The cheer squad. Kim: Yup. And I worked up a special routine just for you. Don�t think you�ll like the big finish, though. Monkey Fist: Well, don�t let me keep you from enjoying the exhibit. These artifacts are simply priceless. It would be a shame if ill fortune were to befall them. Kim: W-woah. Ron: Kim! Kim: I see them! Ron! Ron: I got�m! I got�m! Kim: Here. Ron: W-woah! Monkey Fist: Ooooo, so I see the mysterious weapon has a name. Fascinating...... Ron: W-w-wooah! Monkey Fist: The location is revealed� to only me . Ron: Careful, careful. Kim: Cheer squad, sis-- Ron: -boom-bah. Hey! Monkey Fist: I don�t want to spoil the surprise. Just know that our next encounter will be at a time of my choosing, and then, my dear children, not even your �Han� can save you. Hahahaha! Kim and Ron: Han? Ron: Why is the monkey man talking about my baby sister? Kim: No idea. But I think it�s time we get some serious 411 on Hannah: Stoppable. So, what exactly do you know about Hannah:�s adoption agency? Ron: You mean aside from it being a secret cover for project tod-kwon-do? Kim: Yeah. Aside from that. Hey, Wade. You get any traction on that scroll Monkey Fist dusted? Wade: Well, the good news is that the museum did scan a copy of it when they added it to their collection. Kim: That is good news. Wade: I determined it�s a map to the hidden valleys of a simian canyon. And guys, I don�t know why but it mentions the Han� a lot. Ron: Han? W-what does it say? Wade: Well, that�s the bad news. Without the other half of the scroll it doesn�t say much. Like, even where simian canyon is. Ron: Yeah - but what about Han? Wade: Well, there�s some connection between Han and... and�. Ron: What? Wade: A dark destroyer called the Yono:. Ron: Oh, no. Kim: Dark Destroyer. Pfffft! No big. If we had a nickel for every one of those we�ve smacked down, right? Ron: Yeah. We�d have many nickels. Wade: It�s not an adoption agency. It�s�. Kim: A pet store? Ron: So my baby sister came from a pet store? Kim: Are we sure this place is legit? Ron: Oh yeah. Y�know I�d recognize that sweet bouquet of hamsters and guppies any day of the week. Though I must say I�m unimpressed with their limited chew toy selection. Rufus: Bleah. Attendant:: Can I help you? Ron: Yeah. Show us to your bin of super ninja babies. Please. Attendant:: Ah, we don�t have a lot of chew toys, if that�s what that is. Kim: Hi. Um, yeah, do you know how long this store has been here? Attendant:: This is our grand opening. Ron: Not so grand to me. Kim: Any scoop on the previous tenant? Attendant:: Sorry, long gone before we got here. If you�ll excuse me. Kim: Doh! The scroll, the store? All our leads are dead ends! Attendant:: Hey, y�know, we are still getting junk mail from before. Kim: Sweet! Ron: No way! Kim: Who is it? Who�s the tenant? Ron: Yeah, I don�t know but look at this deal on carpet cleaning. How can they afford to stay in business? Kim: The address, Ron. Who was it sent to? Kim and Ron: The Yamanuchi Adoption Agency. Ron: Yamanuchi? Kim: Care of Mr. Sensei:?! Ron: Han really is a ninja baby!? Kim: Okay, weird. Heavily weird. Ron: Why did Sensei: pose as an adoption agency to secretly hook me up with a baby ninja sister? Kim: I can�t believe what you just said is actually sounding plausible to me. Mrs. Stoppable: Wipes! Are you sure you got enough wipes? Ron: Mom, the diaper bag is stocked. Mrs. Stoppable: You�re a terrific big brother, Ronnie. It�s nice that you want to spend time with your little sister. Ron: Oh, it�s just a quick day trip to Japan, mom. Okay, catch you later. Kim: See, your mom said you were a good big brother. So it must be true. Ron: Yeah, until Han busts out of the baby bag and decides to do laps on the wing. Okay, C�mon, Han. Here, c�mere. Let�s try the book again, okay? This time use your whole arm. Page.....page..... Ron: Haaan. Kim: Okay, Hannah:. This is the good part. Ron: And this is the bad part. Kim: This is kind of spooky. Rufus: Ooooh. Kim: Where is everybody? Oh! Huh? Hey! Yori: Kim Possible! It is you! I am so sorry for the confusion. Kim: Yori?! Ron: Yori? Yori! Haha! How�s my favorite ninja? Yori: Oh there you are, little Han! Ron: Huh. Baby always get the love. Yori: My apologies, Stoppable-san, but Han is like a little sister to me. Ron: Yeah, me too. I mean, since we got her from the pet store. Yori:Sensei:, he has been expecting you, Stoppable-san. Ron: That�s probably because he forgot to give me the instruction book to my wild little super ninja sister. Yori: Instruction book? Ron: Yup. We just have a few questions and we�ll be out of your hair. Yori: O-oh, I see. By suggesting you would leave us in our time of need you are making more of your American style jokes. Ron: Hehe, yeah. Say what � wait what? Kim: Yori, about that �time of need� thing. Where is everyone? Yori: Only Sensei: and I remain as guardians. Everyone else has been sent away for safety. Kim: Safety? Yori:Sensei: anticipates bad events. Ron: But like accidentally losing my pants in public kinda bad, or like eating a plate of nacos and finding a hair in the cheese kinda bad. Kim: Ewww! Sensei:: Though this hair conundrum you speak of sounds bad, I do fear something much worse. Kim:Sensei:? Sensei:: Monkey Fist will unearth Yono:. Ron: The destroyer? That Yono:? Okay, worse than hairy cheese. Monkey Fist: That�s it! keep digging! We�re getting close! I can feel it! Yes, let me see it! Yes! Yes! The Dark Temple of the Yono:! Monkey Fist: Simian mon kayala uwono aluay ken servant Yono:..... Yono:: I am Yono:! Monkey Fist: The destroyer? Really? Yono:: Word. Monkey Fist: So you claim to be the great destroyer. Yono:: What part of YONO: THE DESTOYER confuses you? Monkey Fist: The short part. Ohhh, I�m impressed� but not enitrely convinced. Ah! ah! ah! This time, without the cheap light show. Yono:: So it shall be. No flash, just crash. Hmm, want you to see more? Monkey Fist: Oh, yes! In fact I want to see it all, when you crush my enemies. Yono:: So, you are willing to follow the dark path of the Yono:? Monkey Fist: Yes, lead me to my destiny through your power! Yono:: As it is to be wished. Monkey Fist: Now that the Yono: is mine, soon too shall I have the Han. I � eh? Excuse me, where are you going? Yono:: To school. Ron: Okay, wait a minute. let me see if I�ve got this straight. You secretly placed Han in my family so I could prepare her for a showdown with a malevolent mystic monkey? Sensei:: Correct. Ron: So why DIDN�T ANYONE TELL ME!? Sensei:: This is my way to telling you. Ron: Oh I see, yes, yes, interesting. Well, um, if I had known I was supposed to be teaching her ninja skills I would have, like, I don�t know, maybe TAUGHT HER SOME NINJA SKILLS!......Ahh, who am I kidding? I can�t even teach her to turn a page in a book much less take out some evil dude. I mean, look. Look at this! See, Ron try teach dance! Baby no dance! No dance! Kim: Ron, are you okay? Ron: No, I�m not okay! My baby sister is going to be crushed by an evil entity because I�m the worse big brother in the whole world! Kim: Don�t worry. We won�t let anything happen to Hannah:. Yori: We will fight to our last breath. Sensei:: Perhaps you should take time with Han to reflect on the value of your relationship as brother and sister. Surely your time has not been completely wasted?
`: Brother. Ron: Poor Han. So blissfully innocent and unprepared for your big showdown. No thanks to me.............Heh, hey. Thanks, kiddo. Well, I guess if nothing else I�ve taught you the value of a family that loves you....Who�s a boobah.......Heh, hey! What are you? � Hannah:: Page. Ron: Hey. Hey, that�s right, page. Han, can you turn the page? Hannah:: Page. Ron: Haha ha, Han! You rock! Woah. Maybe I was teaching you more than I realized. Hannah:: Brother. Ron: Oh, c�mon sister! We�ve gotta show this off! Sensei:: Hmm, the time, it is upon us. Monkey Fist: Oh, yoo-hooo! Yono: calling! Yono:: Hellooo. Monkey Fist: Ah, the welcoming committee. Yori: On the contrary. You are most unwelcome here. Monkey Fist: Surrender the Han and I�ll spare you my wrath. Kim: Yeah, that�s gonna happen.....like never. Monkey Fist: Never may be sooner than you think. The Han. Now! Kim: What do you want with Ron�s baby sister, anyway? Looking for an intellectual peer? Monkey Fist: So hilarious. I dare say I forgot to� laugh�?.... Infant! How blind I�ve been! The Han isn�t a weapon! It�s a person! Interesting..............Finish them! Rufus: Booyah! Uh huh! We bad! Huuuuuuh. Huh--. Yori:Sensei:! Are you-- No! Yono:: Hahahahahaha! Kim: Yori! Huh?! Ron: KP! Guess� what? .............Yori! Yori: Stoppable-san.... Ron: Oh, no. Kim? Yori: It is up to you and Han, now. Ron: No. No. This is all my fault. Monkey Fist: Admiring my handiwork, what? Ron: Monkey Fist! Dude, you are going down! Hard. Monkey Fist: Give me the Han, boy! Or you will regret it! I promise you! Ron: Oh! Oh! Oooooh! How could you?--. Y�know what, you are going down� uh� harder! Yeah! Monkey Fist: You had your chance. Ron: Woah! Monkey Fist: Come to me, Han. I will raise you as my own and school you in monkey evil. Ron: Stay away from my sister! Hannah:: Hi! Ron: Uh! Ah! Where are my monkey powers when I need�em!? Monkey Fist: Come on. Come with me and together we will rule the world with the destructive power of the Yono:. Hannah:: Page. Hah! Monkey Fist: H-how are you? Hannah:: Page. Page. Monkey Fist: C-cut that out! Hannah:: Page! Yono:: Allowing me. Ron: Han! Go-o, Han! Monkey Fist: What are you--? No.! Go away! Wha--? W-woah. Ron: Alriiight! Hey! Eh! Ehhhh! Aww! Monkey Fist: What are you--? Oh no..... Hannah:: Hah! Monkey Fist: Umph! Oooooooh..... Yono:: You have defeated he who has unearthed me, and now as agreed, he will find his destiny following the path of the Yono:! Yori: Oh! Ron: Ow! Kim: Ron? Ron! Ron: Kim! Way to go, Han! You totally saved the day! Kim: And she couldn�t have done it without her Flippy loving big brother.!......Uh, where�s Monkey Fist? Ron: Path of the Yono:............Path of the Yono:. Sensei: : We owe you a great debt, Stoppable-san. Yori: And Kim Possible. Kim: And don�t forget little Han. Yori: We could never forget little Han. Ron: Yeah, she�s kind of hard to miss. Mr. Stoppable: Hey, kids, we�re home! Mrs. Stoppable: I hope Hannah: wasn�t too much� trouble?! Mr. Stoppable: Ronald. Did you carbo-load your sister? Ron: No. Dad, Han is a super world-saving ninja baby. Mrs. Stoppable: Wait, you knew this? Mr. Stoppable: And you didn�t tell us? Ron: This is my way of telling you.
