By Zylaa Camille: Yes, send one in every color and charge my credit card. Nicky Nicholas… *laughs* that’s right, the Greek shipping heiress. Wade: I know it looks like her Kim, but according to live web cam footage, the real Nicky is in the Bahamas. Kim: Then is must be Camille Leon. Wade: Nicky’s diamond cell phone was stolen yesterday. It’s got personal account numbers in it. The perfect target for Camille. Kim: I’m on it, as soon as I can separate Ron from the buffet table. Ron: *munching* You know KP, Camille is my favorite villain. Tracking her at a swank party in Greece beats a secret lab any day. And you can dip almost every one of their foods in hummus. Rufus: Mmmmm, hummus. Wade: Ooo, bring me some spanakopita, and hummus, and Kim you do remember that I’m going on vacation with my folks... Kim: To an island where no technology is aloud. Wade: They think I’m too wired. Kim: For the fourth time, we can handle. Camille: And send the handbags overnight. Kim: The perfect accessory for your prison uniform… Camille Leon. Camille: Me… Camille? I think someone’s had too much hummus. Ron: Uh no, heh heh heh, that would be me. Rufus: Oh, me too. Debutante: Puuuur? Rufus: eeeee-ewww Ron: Camille’s cat Debutante, the one crushing on Rufus, look it’s her KP. Debutante: MEEEOOWW!!! Camille: Oh boyyyyys. Kim: Hmmm, too bad you have to protect Camille. I heard they’re making protein shakes in the kitchen. Hey, this is new. Debutante: Meow! Purr? Hmmm. Huh? Rufus: uh-uh-uh. Debutante: meooo...eeee. meow. Rufus: Ahhhhh. Debutante: Meow, meow meow… meow. Camille: Sorry Kim Possible, but this party’s become a snore. Kim: Wade, we need a ride. Wade: Hi, this is an out of the office auto reply. Sorry I missed your emergency, but I’m currently vacationing with my family in a remote location. Kim: He sure didn’t waste any time going on vacation. Looks like we’re on our own. Ron: *munches* So, how’re we gettin’ home then? Kim: Hi, we need information on flights to the United States. Ron: *spits* We’re going commercial?! Rufus: hmm? Ahhhh Debutante: Meeeoowww. Rufus: Thbbt, ewww. Debutante: Meew. Meeoww. Rufus: heh oooh… Uh oh. Debutante: Mew… *sad* Meeoow Rufus: Ohhhhh. Aw, come on. Debutante: Purrow? Rufus: Huh? Debutante: Mmmmm. Rufus: Hi… huh? Fake Ron: Ahhhh, a pink escargot. Rufus: huh? Airport Attendant: I’m sorry; this is the people line, that’s your line. Rufus: Na-ah. Debutante: Meow… meeeeoooowww. Rufus: Na-ah. Ron: *grunts* It’s gotta go back farther than this. Ehhhhh, ah-ha. Ohhhhh, now we’re talking. Not polite to stare. Kim: I think it’s more of a glare. Flight Attendant: Sir, you can’t sit in a broken seat, and it’s a full flight. *sigh* we’ll have to bump ya to first class. Ron: Boo-ya. Airplane Announcer: Special delivery, Antarctica. Rufus: Ahhhhh. Debutante: Meow? Meoooooww. Rufus: Hmmm, your fault. Debutante: Puurrr….Purr, meow. Kim: Oh, I am so glad to be off that plane. How was first class? Roooon? Ron: Oh, um yeah uh first class, so overrated. You know the one-hour massage was like only fifty minutes maybe. Right Rufus? Back me up buddy. Rufus. Huh, lamb kabob, but I-I thought I ate that already? Wait a minute, I-if I didn’t eat the kabob that means, I ATE RUFUS! Kim: Ron Ron: O-o-o-ohhhh, my reoccurring nightmare’s come true. I’m sorry buddy. Kim: Ron, you did not…eat…Rufus. Ron: Uh are you sure KP, cause whatever I ate was pretty tasty. Kim: 99 percent, you must have left him behind in Greece. We’ll have to go back. Camille: Come on Debutante, time for mannies and petties. Debutante? Where could she be? I’ve gotta find her. I booked a two-for-one special. Rufus: Hey. Sea Captain: Ah the sea, she’s home to so many mysterious creatures. Worker: True enough. Rufus: Uh oh. Ron: Man, I can’t believe they wouldn’t give me back my first class seat. Do they know it’s a twelve-hour flight back to Greece? Kim: Pretty sure of it Ron. Ron: Well, you know there’s always a chance my seat will break again. Kim: I doubt it, that was just… Ron: Heh, lest ye forget KP, the Ron man’s specialty is breaking things. Oh yea. Man: They’re not on the charts. They must be two new species. Woman: I must have them. I want to adopt two animals from every continent. Camille: Searching for Debutante is like way intense. I need a vacation. Woman: Awwww, my little pondupopo and zendazahuul. Man: Come darling, we’ll be late for the press junket. Woman: Be back in a tick. Rufus: uh huh pleh, uh huh phooey. Debutante: Meow. Ron: Greece, uh huh yeah like what they’ve done with the place. Hey text message from Rufus. Just arrived in Go City. Oh, my little buddy’s ok. Kim: That’s great. Ron: And we’re gonna be on the next flight back to the US of A. Kim: Less great. Debutante: Meeeoww. Rufus: O-oh, bye. Kim: Looks like the cargo shipment from Go City was right on time. Ron: See, I mean we really can function without Wade. Anybody can arrange for the safe and speedy transport of their hairless pet. Oh, this is bad. Kim: Not entirely. I think Camille will be much easier to track down now. Ron: How so? Camille: Ahhhhhhh!!! Ron: Ten miles away? Kim: Twelve tops. Ron: We’re coming Rufus.
